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This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
Australia
Foot in mouth
Today, I told a lady that came into my clothing store that I thought her abstract looking necklace was pretty. She responded, "Oh… That's actually a pipe that goes into my lung." FML
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Turnip_Girl 0
Pretty and functional...?
VD007 0
Seriously, Fmylife.com really needs a "This ain't a big deal" button.
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Comments (78)
Turnip_Girl 0
Pretty and functional...?
Ajjas013 6
Tell her you weren't done and say, pretty functional.
nbik 0
Whats actually interesting is how did the lady know to respond to her thought :O
BigDaddyCain 0
Should've asked if it came in different colors/patterns.
completedumbass 0
Yes?
mysuckishlife 0
SECOND!!!!!!!!!!! OUI!!!!'
BelaLugosisdead 0
Dumbass
bishoprsv2 0
Well she must have a pretty pipe, then.
kingston52 0
that was a compliment why wasnt she happy that her pipe looked nice
geppy 0
hy is this an FML? She seems t have taken your compliment well, so it's all good.
Repethetic 25
I made a comment like this on a similar FML and it was almost instantly moderated. you guys suck. but yeah op, mistakes happen. everyone is probably going to notice the tube so I'm sure your comment was one of the nicest she had heard about it in a while.
xxcrazybestiexx 0
How were u suppose to know. I would have the same thing. It's ur job to tell people that. Maybe it will make her better about it......
misspeg 0
funny!
irishdancer 0
Ask her where she bought it. lol. jk.
BlackScorpionAng 0
ha ha ha ha
iFruit 0
If I was her, I'd be happy that someome thought that the pipe looked like a strange necklace. HURRAH!
VD007 0
Seriously, Fmylife.com really needs a "This ain't a big deal" button.
ChurchofFagenism 0
I agree!
chalkdust 4
Agreed. I'd also rally for an "Awkward!" button.
MouseyN 0
Agreed. Hardly anything to FML over.
wut_fml 0
I agree so much. So many of these aren't FMLs.
lollsazz 0
yea, a "so what?..."-button and "FMD" (f*** my day) letters to choose to add instead of FML
begeru 0
YES! This site really needs a "So what?" or "This isn't a big deal." button.