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This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
Australia
Foot in mouth
Today, I told a lady that came into my clothing store that I thought her abstract looking necklace was pretty. She responded, "Oh… That's actually a pipe that goes into my lung." FML
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Turnip_Girl 0
Pretty and functional...?
VD007 0
Seriously, Fmylife.com really needs a "This ain't a big deal" button.
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Comments (78)
kme123 0
This doesn't like really seem like an 'fml', just quite awkward.
tangerine_12 0
well, at least you didn't say it was ugly, but then again i guess it wouldnt have really mattered.
ryanr21 0
I'm sure you probably made her day. She's probably self-concious about it, and she's proably thankful it wasn't that noticeable. She was probably happily surprised. How is this an FML?
LiLOnE 0
****** dumbass
scj4u2 0
should have told her you didnt ask her how to put it on, just that it looked nice.
blacklite69 0
You know, I wouldn't feel too bad about that. If that was me with the tube, I'd be absolutely stoked that it could be mistaken for a cool necklace.
luvbird1 0
i would feel bad too! but it wasnt me so!!!! SMART ONE SWIFTY!!!!
giggitygoo610 0
i wouldve been like "Do you ever get freaky with that thing?" lol
NumberZine 0
I bet the lady felt super good. That was basically a compliment, telling her 1. It doesn't even look like a breathing tube and 2. it's PRETTY!!
paxa_fml 0
its still chic xD