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This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
Australia
Foot in mouth
Today, I told a lady that came into my clothing store that I thought her abstract looking necklace was pretty. She responded, "Oh… That's actually a pipe that goes into my lung." FML
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Turnip_Girl 0
Pretty and functional...?
VD007 0
Seriously, Fmylife.com really needs a "This ain't a big deal" button.
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pateknife 0
Dumbarse Queenslander!
Kibeth 0
Thats nothing really terrible. At least she took it with grace, and she might have even felt less self conscious of her pipe after.
XYZzzzzzzz 0
did she sound like ned from south park?
Reaper941 2
Should've grabbed the pipe and blew into the end of it.
Domestic_diva 0
I definitely see how you might have been a little uncomfortable but really, this wasn't an FML situation. It's not like you said something horrible to her. You probably just soothed her insecurities of having to wear it and having people notice it.
AriasBaast 4
Sounds like an open mouth insert entire leg thing to me
urbanimpression 6
At least you didn't say it was ugly! I'd say it was a win win
EpicTurtle030898 6
At least it was a compliment. I'm sure she felt good afterward
rastafarianaaa 11
Awkward ?