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This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
Australia
Foot in mouth
Today, I told a lady that came into my clothing store that I thought her abstract looking necklace was pretty. She responded, "Oh… That's actually a pipe that goes into my lung." FML
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Turnip_Girl 0
Pretty and functional...?
VD007 0
Seriously, Fmylife.com really needs a "This ain't a big deal" button.
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Shieldmaiden 0
You probably just made the old lady very happy, about her pipe, so why is your life ******?
n0lovesongs 0
Yeah agree with #40... you probably made her day. I can see how it would be maybe a foot-in-mouth sort of thing, but not an fml. It probably made her feel better about having to wear it : )
BlackScorpionAng 0
Serves you right for being a suck up.
Applesnbananas45 0
shit happens when u party naked.
Aj_teh_cool 0
and ur life is ******... why?
ag1123 0
u deserved it for not knowing what a trach looks like but honestly good for you for complimenting it rather than whisper about it behind her back or stare at it
hawkeyefan26 0
so, you complimented her, how is that an FML?
DickGozinya 0
I bet she gives great head since she doesn't need her mouth or nose to breathe
Witchcraft_fml 5
To break the awkward silence that surely happened next, tell her that it really brings out the color in her eyes.
BlackScorpionAng 0
ha ha ha
teiso_fml 0
Eh, you probably just made her feel less self-concious about it. If nothing else, she probably just found it amusing and she laughed about it with her family when she got home. I wouldn't worry about it too much.