Today, I took my 5 year-old son to the barbershop. When the barber had finished with him, I told the barber, "While we're here, I might as well get a trim too." My son then exclaimed loudly inside a very full barbershop, "Dad! You don't need a haircut, you need hair!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my son told me he needed a haircut. I was thrilled that he actually requested it, since he normally throws a fit over getting them. He described the cut he wants. It's a mullet. FML
Today, my 4-year-old son cut half of my hair when I was asleep because he thought I would look better that way. FML
Today, while my mother-in-law visited, I asked if she wouldn't mind watching my son for 10 minutes as I had run out of baby shampoo. I came back home to see she had shaved his head completely bald. That was his very first haircut. FML
Today, after we went and spent $30 to get our two youngest boys hair cut last weekend, they snuck my beard trimmer and had a go at doing it themselves. Guess whose heads are buzzed now. FML
Today, my 8 year old son cut his own hair. He did a better job than I ever did. I'm a hairdresser. FML
Today, I got my hair cut short, as it hasn’t been cut in well over a year and I was getting sick of dealing with it. I told the hairdresser I would probably look like a boy but she said it would look cute, and that she’d make sure it looks feminine. I loved how it came out, until the kid at CVS asked, “Can I help you sir?” FML
Today, I thought I would treat myself to a shave and a haircut at a proper barber, instead of just a haircut at Supercuts. After many "Oops", "Sorry", even an "Oh dear", I left with no hair cut, and blood streaming from multiple slices in my face from the shave. I think one might need stitches. FML
Today, after discussing having our son's hair styled nicely for school, my ex returned him with his head shaved. I didn't realise bald was in style for 4-year-olds. FML
Today, I came to the decision that I needed some variety in my life, so I decided to get a haircut. My mom insisted that she could do it and that she had experience because she cuts my dad's short hair. I had thick, long hair. Now, my hair is uneven, ugly and short. FML
Today, I got a haircut, and after thanking the stylist I went up front to pay. The lady behind the counter took one look at me, smiled, and said, "Well, now you'll need a hat." FML
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Supermum43 0
Ah, kids.... never too shy to embarrass their parents.....lol
Antivirus_fml 0
I love your son! XD !DNOCES :SP
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Comments (81)
SaintJimmy 0
I agree with #27. They totally got it.
SizeMayVary 0
hahaha thats funny
applcor54 0
YDI for not having a sense of humor and whining
timtam24 0
I'm sure they can see for themselves that your bald. I don't see how that's embarrassing
Flounder 2
#15 (timtam) said it. Boring, and not even a real "FML".
pleasedonttellme 0
That's so cute!!
deliapearl 0
i hope he doesn't inherit your hair problem
pwnage79 0
wtf? not fml, ysmajtict (your son makes a joke u cant take)
andyroxs 2
actually that would be "ysmajtUct".... acronym fail brah.
crudeandrudeguy 29
You're both wrong, it would actually be YSMAJUCT
Mostafa_fml 4
touchableturtle 0
awww... that's cute.
edthered 0
Your kid is awesome. You are not. I'd say get a sense of humour, but you're probably too old and stuck in your ways to do that now, so just get used to spending the rest of your life unable to find the funny side in things, even when the joke's on you.