Today, in an elaborate plan to finally meet my cute neighbor, I convinced my friendly mailman to switch up our mail so I'd have an excuse to meet her. After I delivered her mail, I waited for her to mention that she had my mail, but she never did. I even saw her take it out of her mail box. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the mailman delivered my new phone to my neighbour's house. This was okay, because he left a note in my mailbox informing me so. Now my crazy neighbour won't give me the package because, "*I* signed for it!" FML
Today, I awoke to banging at my door. It was my neighbor, accusing me of stealing her mail to spy on her, because apparently she thinks I must be some sort of secret agent. The cops don't believe me when I call, and she won't go away. FML
Today, I got a reply to my Valentine's Day card that I sent to my girlfriend. I'll get the address right next time because her neighbor is really creeping me out now. FML
Today, while I was home sick from work, my neighbor got packages delivered. Our apartments have had a lot of thefts lately so, being neighborly, I brought her stuff inside to wait. When she came home, I gave them right to her. Instead of thanking me, she told the office that I was the thief all along. FML
Today, I got a notification that a package had been delivered. I opened my door and saw it on at doorstep. I was expecting one, so I grabbed and opened it, then realized it wasn’t mine, but my neighbor’s. I had to awkwardly re-tape it, then sneak over and leave the disturbing contents of the box on their porch before they noticed. FML
Today, I found a love letter in my mail. It was from a girl I met at a bar few weeks ago. I never gave her my address or last name. I guess I have a stalker now. FML
Today, my new mailbox key finally arrived. Not at the front door as I requested, but in the mailbox. FML
Today, I received an envelope with my name written in beautiful writing in my mailbox. I just moved in the day before and hadn't given the address to anyone or met my neighbors yet so I was a bit surprised by it, even more surprised to find nothing but a dick pic inside. FML
Today, a phone I bought online turned up while I was at work. The delivery guy left a note saying he'd left the package with my neighbor at #10. When I went and knocked on the door and asked for the package, my neighbor said "Nope, nothing delivered here." and quickly shut the door in my face. FML
Today, I went to check my mail but there was a guy standing at the mailbox. I said, "Hey, get the fuck away from there." It was the mailman. FML
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Top comments
amypr 20
She probably just hadn't looked at the mail yet. I really doubt she wants to steal your bills.
OhMinty 5
Lol im surprised the mailman listened to you.
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Comments (145)
Cupcake040 17
You should have gotten her mail.......not to be mean but quit being. Teeny weeny boy and grab life by the balls and talk to her
nynylynn 10
Maybe she's shy?
chinagirl3343 8
Bet he told her...
boomsl4ng 11
Why not just go there and say " hi "? Why all the plans and stuff?? Next time just go ask her out for coffee or something.. Fyl anyway
fordneagles 34
So if you had just had the balls to just go up and talk to her, you'd still have your mail and you wouldn't look like a spineless idiot. Well done!
outoftown 27
She may have just put OP's mail in the outgoing box. That's what I do when I don't know the person.
eirameelhsa 6
She could've just not looked at your mail
Sir_Swaggington 6
OP is an idiot. All he had to do was say "Hi." when he saw the cute girl. This entire mail thing is stupid and most likely illegal. Then he failed to say "I got your mail, did you get mine?" or something of that nature. Just say hello.
tnasone2 6
maybe she dont know ur name
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Well you know she's into identity theft.