Today, we got a new seating arrangement in my science class. I'm now sitting between two people who have spent the last 20 minutes whispering dirty things to one another. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, we got new seats in class today. The guy placed next to me, turned, looked me dead in the eye, and said, "The balls are the warmest place on the body" while his hands were in his pants. I'm stuck next to him for the rest of the semester. FML
Today, I found out what the two girls I sit near to fight about every day: seating. The loser has to sit next to me. FML
Today, we got new seats in my English class; I was seated next to a boy that I don't know very well. When I sat down, he informed me that he is "opposed" to brushing his teeth. I thought he was kidding. Then he started breathing with his mouth open. These are our seats for the rest of the year. FML
Today, I found out that my classmates hate me so much that they have a seating arrangement where people have to sit next to me on a rotating basis. A fight broke out yesterday because someone tried to skip their turn. FML
Today, in my psychology class, the creepy guy who sits beside me every day leans over and says, "I have an upset stomach, I may have to use the bathroom." FML
Today, I was sitting in class when I overheard a group talking about how much they don't like me. When they saw me there, they burst out laughing. FML
Today, the new girl told me that a guy at the back of the class was being creepy. I looked over and saw him picking his nose and flinging boogers at the girls sitting in the front. That guy is my boyfriend. FML
Today, two girls who are in my class tried to talk to me about each other, not knowing the other had already spoken to me. They are best friends, but also hate each other, and seem to have taken me as the one to shit talk to about each other constantly. FML
Today, we had to re-live sex ed in my college biology class. Unlike in middle school, nobody giggled incessantly. However, the guy sitting next to me stared at me intensely for nearly the whole three hour lecture. FML
Today, our favorite teacher walked into our history class and everyone started whistling, I decided to join in by screaming, "Sexy!" The room went quiet and all heads turned to me. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
xStaciexLynnx 15
Take notes. Extra education.
21jason 9
Start moaning.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (144)
XanderJayNix 17
Are either of the dirty talkers at least cute?
qwertsarecool122 23
Well, they do teach chemistry in science.. Maybe you should get ahead and learn.. ;)
cja101 8
Unrelated but I like your pic cause it's true.
Mullak 7
Maybe the periodic table gets them hot, I mean with names like Potasium, and Astatine... sexy stuff
racheljessie 17
Helium does it for me!
jtthegr8 26
Helium always turns me on
jtthegr8 26
Wow, 26, i wasnt expecting anyone tosy the same as me xD
racheljessie 17
It's okay. There's lots of elements on the table!
bizarre_ftw 22
A chemist's version of a strip joint (And I'm partial to magnesium, it just.... Has a spark)
angrymexican 8
Thulium is my favorite (look at the atomic number).
ontariowarrior 3
Water Turns me own. No? *crawls back in hole*
midnightxloner 1
#42. I didn't look and I'm just guessing but do they happen to be 69?
koolkat27 13
*potassium
ShyAnn29 15
It should be, between the two people, not a two people
iluvyew17 1
Look at them both wink and flick your tongue, get in on the action ;) lol
littlenumber8 8
Are u in the original twilight movie?
Norbury 6
Start repeating what they say at the top of your voice, incredulously. They'll soon stop.
musicluvr2000 11
Hey you're learning something new right?
amanda_447 0
That's hot... Just kidding. How awkward!
penguin_princess 0
Sexy! ;)