Today, we got a new seating arrangement in my science class. I'm now sitting between two people who have spent the last 20 minutes whispering dirty things to one another. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, we got new seats in class today. The guy placed next to me, turned, looked me dead in the eye, and said, "The balls are the warmest place on the body" while his hands were in his pants. I'm stuck next to him for the rest of the semester. FML
Today, I found out what the two girls I sit near to fight about every day: seating. The loser has to sit next to me. FML
Today, we got new seats in my English class; I was seated next to a boy that I don't know very well. When I sat down, he informed me that he is "opposed" to brushing his teeth. I thought he was kidding. Then he started breathing with his mouth open. These are our seats for the rest of the year. FML
Today, I found out that my classmates hate me so much that they have a seating arrangement where people have to sit next to me on a rotating basis. A fight broke out yesterday because someone tried to skip their turn. FML
Today, in my psychology class, the creepy guy who sits beside me every day leans over and says, "I have an upset stomach, I may have to use the bathroom." FML
Today, I was sitting in class when I overheard a group talking about how much they don't like me. When they saw me there, they burst out laughing. FML
Today, the new girl told me that a guy at the back of the class was being creepy. I looked over and saw him picking his nose and flinging boogers at the girls sitting in the front. That guy is my boyfriend. FML
Today, two girls who are in my class tried to talk to me about each other, not knowing the other had already spoken to me. They are best friends, but also hate each other, and seem to have taken me as the one to shit talk to about each other constantly. FML
Today, we had to re-live sex ed in my college biology class. Unlike in middle school, nobody giggled incessantly. However, the guy sitting next to me stared at me intensely for nearly the whole three hour lecture. FML
Today, our favorite teacher walked into our history class and everyone started whistling, I decided to join in by screaming, "Sexy!" The room went quiet and all heads turned to me. FML
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xStaciexLynnx 15
Take notes. Extra education.
21jason 9
Start moaning.
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Comments (144)
emba_fml 13
Whisper even dirtier things to them both.
hanksadler 2
cuhhhh we gotta new one today too an i sit by dis new bih dats weird as ****
Linkerdoodles 15
WTF is this shit^
Shelta957 13
I don't know if even DocBastard can translate this one
godofswag 6
I find this 2 be the best education
matt1998 0
******* awesome just talk the whole time like me
hateevryone 15
move to another seat. explain to the teacher why you moved.
drmountaindeww 0
Well idk what grade your in, but get used to it
TheClaymanColony 2
I'd imagine OP is in a grade high enough to know the difference between you're and your. Either that, or they are a very precocious pre-schooler.
CptZoe 10
Start writing it all down. If they ask why, tell them you are writing an erotic play.
hahaomgrly 0
I probably would have started making comments talking dirty just to creep 'em out. why the hell not?!? lmfao
ac2_fml 2
Say shhh really loud..works every time !
EGRelapse 6
I prefer saying "shut..the..FRONT DOOR!!!!!" all my teachers tell me to leave tho XD
sweettpie129 11
Just start playing the penis game