Today, we got a new seating arrangement in my science class. I'm now sitting between two people who have spent the last 20 minutes whispering dirty things to one another. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, we got new seats in class today. The guy placed next to me, turned, looked me dead in the eye, and said, "The balls are the warmest place on the body" while his hands were in his pants. I'm stuck next to him for the rest of the semester. FML
Today, I found out what the two girls I sit near to fight about every day: seating. The loser has to sit next to me. FML
Today, we got new seats in my English class; I was seated next to a boy that I don't know very well. When I sat down, he informed me that he is "opposed" to brushing his teeth. I thought he was kidding. Then he started breathing with his mouth open. These are our seats for the rest of the year. FML
Today, I found out that my classmates hate me so much that they have a seating arrangement where people have to sit next to me on a rotating basis. A fight broke out yesterday because someone tried to skip their turn. FML
Today, in my psychology class, the creepy guy who sits beside me every day leans over and says, "I have an upset stomach, I may have to use the bathroom." FML
Today, I was sitting in class when I overheard a group talking about how much they don't like me. When they saw me there, they burst out laughing. FML
Today, the new girl told me that a guy at the back of the class was being creepy. I looked over and saw him picking his nose and flinging boogers at the girls sitting in the front. That guy is my boyfriend. FML
Today, two girls who are in my class tried to talk to me about each other, not knowing the other had already spoken to me. They are best friends, but also hate each other, and seem to have taken me as the one to shit talk to about each other constantly. FML
Today, we had to re-live sex ed in my college biology class. Unlike in middle school, nobody giggled incessantly. However, the guy sitting next to me stared at me intensely for nearly the whole three hour lecture. FML
Today, our favorite teacher walked into our history class and everyone started whistling, I decided to join in by screaming, "Sexy!" The room went quiet and all heads turned to me. FML
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xStaciexLynnx 15
Take notes. Extra education.
21jason 9
Start moaning.
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Comments (144)
perdix 31
Surround-Sound Phone Sex is the future! You're living the dream. Wait 'til they advance 3-D video!
bizarre_ftw 22
Join in, you'll either creep them out or get an invite to a threesome. Either way, you win
ontariowarrior 3
WIN
grundlepuncher 0
You sound like a better person to sit by than the op
AJRENO 0
Thats annoying
bri5083 9
Maybe they're hoping you'd be up for a threesome?(:
The_Tool1 13
I'm up for a threesome.
bri5083 9
How about no(:
seximexi2 4
Hey;) haha
SpencerAlsey 2
You're cute!
silentbutfunny 0
65 and the creeper of the day goes to.... (drumroll)
XanderJayNix 17
Record it and use it for blackmail!
SecretMe00 5
Really!!?????!?
dani05 0
Ask them to stop
FaraPjJammaz 13
Tell them to STFU... Unless you live in California. They might be related to other ghetto gangsters.
angrymexican 8
Something tells me you have never been to California
THE_A_TEEN 28
Yes, because ALL of California is full of ghetto neighborhoods, and every 30,000,000+ people here is somehow related to gang members, yeah(sarcasm). Really, is Texas full of trigger happy, dumb, republican, close-minded, racist idiotic morons? Is everyone in New Jersey a guido, orange, and dumb as hell? Is Alaska home to just the Eskimos and igloos and full of snow? Shut it with the generalizations. Piece of worhless ass-shit...
nabila21 0
Ill take your spot !!! XD Jk
rubberduckie94 13
At least you have fml to distract you.
sinkmyanchor 0
I would die of laughter. Or be the one talking. Either or is fine with me ;) lol