Today, I signed up for my ex’s OnlyFans. She never sent me nudes when we were dating, now she’s selling them to everyone she knows. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it’s been four months since my cheating ex-girlfriend dumped me for someone else’s dick. She was offered a monthly six figure OnlyFans contract. Since then she’s been living life care-free while I struggle to pick up the pieces. Back to being single and still working my ass off to be broke. FML
Today, I learned that the girl I liked who rejected me last week also has an OnlyFans Account. Yes, I dodged a bullet. However, she let me down with, "I'm celibate and taking a break from men." Then detailed why she would love to stay friends with me. Even girls who sell themselves want nothing to do with me. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend gives out my number to guys who ask for hers. Let's just say that I'll never be able to unsee the pictures that were sent to me. FML
Today, my crush from high school finally agreed to go out with me. While on the seemingly good date, she offered me a discount to her OnlyFans page. FML
Today, my dad discovered my daughter’s OnlyFans account. I’ll let you do the math on that one. FML
Today, I learned my ex-girlfriend has been going around to all of my friends and telling them that I wanted to fuck dead people. No wonder nobody has been talking to me for the past 3 months. FML
Today, I sent my ex nudes and then asked him if he saved them, only for him to reply with, "Nah, they weren't nude enough." Mind you, he cheated on me. FML
Today, I found out that my cousin has an OnlyFans, and I subscribed. FML
Today, while deleting my ex-fiancée's account off my computer, I saved her pics. I found one of her with her now boyfriend in our bedroom. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after finding out that I opened an Onlyfans account. FML
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Top comments
icalledhisname 12
I don’t see a problem with this. She didn’t want to send you nudes, period. People are allowed to not want to do things. Now she has a new life with OnlyFans and there’s absolutely nothing wrong with it. Time for you to move on.
Chazzster 32
I guess you never offered to pay for the nudes.... BTW - Give it up with stalking your Ex, she’s moved on.
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Comments (14)
eellik 12
Dude, don't do that to yourself. I get that you miss her, but you're only torturing yourself.
galvinizd 7
Dude.. You got YDI!, because you didn't include your ex's OFs account URL. I mean if we are going to vote... at least let us look.
Allie614032 34
You can't look without paying lol
galvinizd 7
oh.. I'll pay.
Jonkbaby 23
wtf get out of there man. seriously. unsubscribe and move on pronto