Today, while driving and singing, I noticed a large fly inside my car. I stopped singing so it wouldn't fly into my mouth. That didn't stop it from flying up my nose, causing me to swerve and drive into a ditch. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was singing while driving through the car park. I blacked out trying to hit a high note, and ended up bashing into another car. FML
Today, I was singing along to my favorite song when a giant bug flew into my mouth. I was so shocked, I almost swallowed it. After I was done freaking out, my sister wanted to throw the bug a big funeral for its "heroic sacrifice" in shutting me up. FML
Today, my worst fears were realized as an insect pinged off the back of my mouth while I was singing along to the radio on my motorcycle. FML
Today, while driving during rush hour, I was singing so loudly that some jackass in the car next to me felt he should get my attention by throwing a wadded-up McDonald's bag through my open window, hitting me in the face with it, and telling me to shut up. FML
Today, I was driving down a dark country road with the windows down. Suddenly, a giant barn owl flew through my side-window and smacked into my head, causing me to drive into a ditch. FML
Today, I spent an hour and a half washing my car. As I was driving down the highway, a large bird flew over my car and accidentally dropped the dead animal he was about to have for dinner. It landed on my windshield. FML
Today, while driving to work in heavy traffic, I got so into the song I was listening to that I tapped my foot on the gas to the beat. I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I was singing loudly in my car at a red light, completely oblivious. When I finished the song, I turned to see a bus full of passengers watching (and also some of them filming) my performance. FML
Today, I was on the bus during rush hour. A fly started buzzing around my head, and I swatted at it, at the exact moment the woman beside me decided to get out of her seat and put her face straight in the path of my hand. FML
Today, a small fly flew straight up into my nose. I spent 10 minutes trying to blow/scratch/pick it out to no avail. I can still feel it moving. FML
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sakforduc 0
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WCARlover 35
Flies are one of the worst creations for sure
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Comments (76)
KiddNYC1O 22
You're a hazard.
zowieandzander77 1
OP you're a moron. Never in my life have a thought gee better close my mouth when I see a fly for fear it would fly into my mouth. I highly doubt it flew up your nose either...maybe landed near your nose giving you ample time to swat it away.
KiddNYC1O 22
See, I made a slightly stupid comment but yours is over the top...
tsim_fml 0
you sure it wasnt caroline? (Roses reference by Outkast)
maxximum98 0
If a fly goe up your nose it is a sign of the devil
White_Knightspc 0
You were out smarted by a fly.
bkkh_frnks 6
damn flies.
HellOnWheels357 11
God I hate flies.. Especially when I'm trying to sleep and they keep flying at and into my ears, drives me nuts. **** flies, and apparently your life.
123zc1 3
"You gave that ditch a car. Ditches love cars"
capnbzarr 43
Maybe the DMV should start bringing flies along for driving tests. If you can't control your vehicle when bothered by a tiny insect, you shouldn't be driving.
Okayitwasme 0
This is how the Zombie apocalypse starts!!!!