Today, I went on a first date with a guy I don't know very well. He told me to dress in formal attire, so I assumed he was taking me to a nice dinner. He took me to his brother's wedding, and introduced me as "The One" to his entire family. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I met online. I arrived early and waited for him for over an hour. When he finally showed up, he was wearing the exact same outfit as me. FML
Today, the guy I'm dating took me to a dinner party at a couple's house. Halfway through dinner, I realized they were having the dinner party for the sole purpose of introducing him to their recently single daughter. FML
Today, I took my new boyfriend to my step-sister's wedding. He knew more people there than I did, including 3 bridesmaids he used to sleep with. FML
Today, a first date had gone surprisingly well. We spent two hours talking, laughed at the same dumb jokes, and even agreed to meet again. Walking home, I texted my best friend, "I think I actually like this one." Unfortunately, I sent it to my date instead. His response was, "Good to know I'm 'this one.'" FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me as a friend to one of his friends. FML
Today, I had a date at a formal restaurant I'm well known at. My date showed up two and a half hours late with a jogging suit on, and then got mad at me for ordering, eating, and paying without him. FML
Today, I went on a date for the first time in almost a year. To keep things casual, he had a couple of his friends join. Oh and by a couple of friends, I mean a party of people from his church. I'm not religious. The date wasn't even half over before I was being preached to. FML
Today, I had a first date with a guy I met online. And his mom. FML
Today, I went with my fiancé to meet his parents. He was really sweet the whole way there, and once we got there he introduced me as "he girl I'm going to marry." His parents took one look at me and said, "Are you sure?" I laughed, because I thought they were joking. They weren't. FML
Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML
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Top comments
420hiadventurer 0
Well, at least he didn't take you to HIS wedding.
aego56 0
Jesus he's crazy... Run away! And aside from it being uber forward/creepy, it's also a dickish move - A date takes only a little bit of your time... weddings can eat up a whole day!
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Comments (160)
rmm 0
hahah aw, I think it's cute!
PureGold 0
#30, which movie? I was thinking the same thing haha...
Ole_Stinker 0
I would worry about any first date that tells you to dress formally. While I don’t show up on first dates dressed like a slob, I certainly expect them to be casual. This guy is a piece of work, and you need to get rid of him as fast as possible. He either expects way too much out of you or was using you (or both), and that is a reason to say no to a second date.
fcuk_fml 0
what?! oh my god, i'd totally freak out
whateverbutt 0
er...that guy seems crazy. Where do u find these ppl?
i_am_tiff_21 0
Aww, that's so sweet. Your entry does not qualify as an fml. I want a man who knows what he's got, even on the first date.
HANGtheFREAK 0
lol to #8 and #24
PureGold 0
Also, it WAS his brother's wedding...maybe he's under pressure to get married now? Especially if he's the older brother lol. He wants his family to think he's finally settling down too so they won't all go "Your turn!! Come on, met anyone yet?" xP I have a feeling people do things like this a lot, but they usually warn their dates first haha.
ellebell 0
well...at least you know he's open to committment...
BulldogQB4 0
#32 Really? Calling someone your girlfriend on the first date is fast, try being called "the one"