Today, I got sentenced to 20 hours community service for having a boy in my room an hour after floor hours. If I don't do the community service, I could get kicked out of the dorm and put on probation at my college. We were breaking up. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I got into trouble with his mother for me still being at their house at 1:00 am. I'm 24, he's 22 and we really were studying. FML
Today, my college dormitory accused me of something I didn't do, breaking a law that I never heard of, charged me $200 to fix "what I did wrong", and is forcing me to go to counciling at the school. Not only was I not on campus when it happened, but I was the one who reported the problem. FML
Today, I was given a call home, a 3-day-suspension, and a week of detention in school for a "serious violation of the code of conduct." Said violation? Jogging in the middle of the hall. FML
Today, I was at my job in the Dean of Students office. My boss gave me some papers to copy. As I was copying, I read in a report that my boyfriend was written up for "cohabitation" (having a girl stay over) at my Catholic university. The report was from a weekend I wasn't at school. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. It wouldn't be so bad if we weren't stuck rooming together for the rest of a semester that hasn't even started yet. FML
Today, my girlfriend got a detention for public display of affection. We go to different schools. FML
Today, I had to serve my boyfriend's father with a restraining order. FML
Today, I am currently grounded for three weeks, have no car, cell phone, or television privileges, and am not allowed to spend more than 10 minutes on the computer a day. The reason why: I was seven minutes past my 9'oclock curfew. I'm 18. FML
Today, to make my dorm neighbours think I'm popular, I blasted music and screamed at the top of my lungs so it sounded like I was having a party. My residence manager slapped me with a noise violation, and demanded to come in to make sure we weren't drinking. I had to explain why I was by myself. FML
Today, I fell asleep at my boyfriend’s house and missed my curfew. It’s almost 4 a.m. Scrambling, I arrived home to find the locks changed. On the door knob was a note: “Go live with your boyfriend, you slut. See if he cooks and cleans up after you. I’ll help you move out your stuff in the morning. - Mom” FML
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Top comments
Zmeilerr 22
it's college they need to stop treating you like little kids.
madasmercury 0
This fml confuses me :/ Why would a college be able to sentence you to community service?
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Comments (116)
GaryBusey1121 0
YDI for not being gay
sipher16 0
OP is a girl buddy.
PrincessesCrown 17
quire is when you like guys and gay is when you like the opposite sex
allmidnighteyes 11
HE DOESN'T EVEN GO HERE.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
ame, your comments never fail to brighten my day a bit. :]
PizzaGuy11 0
i saw these and felt left out to comment.
mayulily 0
"does she even go to this school??" "no I just have a lot of feelings."
Ally1125 0
Whaaaa whaaa, I broke a rule that I knew about and now I'm being reprimanded, whaaaaaaaa....YDI! Its sooo not worth it over a guy ur not gonna see anymore anyway....
picabo889 11
agree. 20 hours isnt that substancial. come on OP!
sinnedrebel 0
oh no the thought that college kids might have sex.
Oscar_Wilde 0
What a lame college. No shortage of sex where I went!
Devin91 20
what if yu guys were having make up sex ? that sucks .
tencentsakiss 19
What kind of college would have a visitor curfew?
Sammara 0
Most colleges have an opposite sex curfew. It really exists to put parents at ease, and are usually unenforced.
RedPillSucks 33
Probably a womans college.
joa76 3
I doubt "most" schools have them. I've never heard of any school that wasn't 1. religious or 2. single sex (or both) having any such thing, unless we're talking about the 60s. The rule here is overnight guests can't stay for more than 3 consecutive days. It's a coed dorm, so they couldn't do anything about that anyway. The school I transferred from was pretty much "if your roommate doesn't object, whatever." I think there was an official limit (which might also have been 3 days, I'm not sure), but it was never enforced at all. (They also were incredibly lenient about drinking...the policy was "don't throw up in the hall, be obnoxiously loud, or break anything.")
capricaz 0
What is this, some kind of religious college?
skittle68 0
Probably
ArtOfDesire 7
God forbid you actually contribute to society. Get over yourself.
Sarra88 4
Seriously! Suck it up & do some community service, ya crybaby!
Gundamu 0
I'm seeing a pattern here. Old people ruin lives.