Today, I got sentenced to 20 hours community service for having a boy in my room an hour after floor hours. If I don't do the community service, I could get kicked out of the dorm and put on probation at my college. We were breaking up. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I got into trouble with his mother for me still being at their house at 1:00 am. I'm 24, he's 22 and we really were studying. FML
Today, my college dormitory accused me of something I didn't do, breaking a law that I never heard of, charged me $200 to fix "what I did wrong", and is forcing me to go to counciling at the school. Not only was I not on campus when it happened, but I was the one who reported the problem. FML
Today, I was given a call home, a 3-day-suspension, and a week of detention in school for a "serious violation of the code of conduct." Said violation? Jogging in the middle of the hall. FML
Today, I was at my job in the Dean of Students office. My boss gave me some papers to copy. As I was copying, I read in a report that my boyfriend was written up for "cohabitation" (having a girl stay over) at my Catholic university. The report was from a weekend I wasn't at school. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. It wouldn't be so bad if we weren't stuck rooming together for the rest of a semester that hasn't even started yet. FML
Today, my girlfriend got a detention for public display of affection. We go to different schools. FML
Today, I had to serve my boyfriend's father with a restraining order. FML
Today, I am currently grounded for three weeks, have no car, cell phone, or television privileges, and am not allowed to spend more than 10 minutes on the computer a day. The reason why: I was seven minutes past my 9'oclock curfew. I'm 18. FML
Today, to make my dorm neighbours think I'm popular, I blasted music and screamed at the top of my lungs so it sounded like I was having a party. My residence manager slapped me with a noise violation, and demanded to come in to make sure we weren't drinking. I had to explain why I was by myself. FML
Today, I fell asleep at my boyfriend’s house and missed my curfew. It’s almost 4 a.m. Scrambling, I arrived home to find the locks changed. On the door knob was a note: “Go live with your boyfriend, you slut. See if he cooks and cleans up after you. I’ll help you move out your stuff in the morning. - Mom” FML
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Zmeilerr 22
it's college they need to stop treating you like little kids.
madasmercury 0
This fml confuses me :/ Why would a college be able to sentence you to community service?
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bamagrl410 31
Most colleges in the US have visitor hours. they do that so that it doesn't disrupt everyone else. I personally think it's dumb and break that all the time myself. YDI just for getting caught. I know several RAs and they only make rounds at certain times for reports. It's not that hard to avoid being seen.
perdix 31
They don't care whether you were studying Bible verse or knitting mittens for the blind, the rules about having MOSs in your room after a certain hour are the ******* rules. Live by them or go to school elsewhere. Anyways, the college was right -- they know that break-up sex is the hottest sex there is. They didn't want your orgasmic screams and groans waking everyone else up and making them envious and horny.
innerexlet 0
... perdix just mind****ed me again. when ppl I know break up they don't have sex, they just whine to me about it.
proski 0
do the community service
spaceshan69 0
rules are rules bitch!
Person1233 13
Just tell them you were having sex. You just might get kicked out!
Sammara 0
My college had rules like that, but people broke them all the time and never got caught because they weren't bothering anyone. Were you screaming or something?
ctx2014 0
omg I bet you go to Concordia ???
iggy808 0
molester lol
Zmeilerr 22
OMG I am so sorry OP!
Zmeilerr 22
OMG I am so sorry OP!