Today, my apartment complex added $250 to the $1,000 my roomate and I already owe because of an unauthorized pet and complaints from neighbors that our dog barks all night long. We don't have a dog, we don't even have a pet. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my roommate and I got charged $100 for having a cat in our apartment. I was only babysitting the cat so my neighbors wouldn't get caught and fined. We got caught because my roommate reported the people downstairs for having a noisy dog, so they reported that someone else in the building had a cat. FML
Today, I got several noise complaints from various neighbours about my "dog that won't stop barking". I don't own a dog, my neighbour owns the noisy dog. She sent me a complaint as well. FML
Today, I asked my landlord if I could get a dog. He said no, and gave me an illegal rent increase. FML
Today, I received a $500 fine for an "unruly" dog. I don't have a dog. FML
Today, our landlord has begun eviction proceedings because he’s received over 100 complaints about our dog, who barks constantly, and who my wife has stubbornly refused to get rid of. My wife has basically forced us to choose between that fucking mutt and being homeless. FML
Today, my landlord came to my apartment because of complaints from my neighbors, saying that animals are not allowed inside. Turns out my roommate makes cat-noises when she's bored. My landlord still doesn't believe me. FML
Today, I came home to an eviction notice after an apartment inspection. The reason? Having an unauthorized pet that could cause unnecessary damage to my suite. My pet is a goldfish. FML
Today, most of my neighbours came to my house in an angry mob to complain about my dog barking. I don't have a dog. FML
Today, I was given an ultimatum; either get rid of my beloved dog who’s my literal only source of happiness, or find a new place to live (which I can’t afford). My asshole neighbors keep complaining about my sweet boy’s barking, meanwhile their bratty bastards are 10 times louder. It’s not fair. FML
Today, my door broke. My normally reclusive, antisocial cat, who runs and hides at the slightest noise, decided to come out and get friendly with the maintenance man. Now I owe a huge fee and my rent is increasing for having a pet I’m not supposed to have. FML
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johnwin 0
I thought ur supposed to get time to remove the dog. plus, I'm pretty sure they need evidence. (security cameras)
dahlia_springs 0
this is really similar to that one from a few days ago...
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Comments (30)
ScaryyMary 14
Maybe you and your roommate should keep it down while doing it doggy-style.
omgzdude 0
either your neighbors hate you or they have the wrong appartment.
Yaphukwit 0
its america, just shoot them
Jabastiaan 0
Maybe your roommate barks whenever you aren't home. Just to spite you.
thingamajiga 5
What you don't know about your roommate really f'ed you up. Sucks. FYL.
ZXDriver 0
I call bullshit. This is a rewritten FML, and the building owner would have checked.
agentx52 13
Then tell them that. duh.
foxyhasmybooty 16
1 word: SEX
alicelouise66 5
it seems like it would be easy to prove you dont have a pet. fight it!
randybryant799 21
I'm pretty sure they have to prove you actually have a dog.