Today, I was studying for one of my finals that I had later in the week but decided to take a break and play around with my boyfriend in bed for a couple hours. We decided to 69 for the first time, and everything was going great until out of nowhere, I loudly farted in his face. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML
Today, after weeks of no sex, my boyfriend finally decided to have sex with me. While we were getting into it I accidentally farted in his face while his mouth was open. No more sex for me. FML
Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML
Today, my long-term boyfriend and I went on a romantic getaway. In the hotel we were having great sex, I was so close to… and then he farted. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. It was going well until I accidentally passed gas. To add to the embarrassment, he rated it. I only got a 4 out of 10. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time and we were alone. He was being super romantic and snuggling with me, and then out of nowhere he let out the biggest fart I've ever heard. He then explained how I should try to compete with it. FML
Today, I was performing the classic 69 position with my girlfriend. I wasn't able to control it : I farted right into her nose. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have intercourse for the first time. One minute into it, he got nervous and farted. What's worse is that his fart scared him, and he asked "What was that?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed my stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML
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Bran_Dizzle_ 0
Wait... Quief or fart??
lukascepanovic 0
HAHAHAHAHAH LMFAO!!! that is such a kinky story
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Comments (127)
amberita28 0
Obviously 5 seconds was not enough retard
XxPLAYMAKERxX 0
Lmfao!! I think this an FML for your BF. I think he would have said " today me and my girlfriend decided to do 69 for the first time, while I was eating her **** she queefed in my mouth" FML
myk_fml 0
yeah it's more like his life is ******.
Ninjaface 0
I bet he gave you a mouthfull about that!
baden18830 5
ha, good pun
perdix 31
You'd better get a new boyfriend, but cut this one's tongue out, so word doesn't get around that you fart when getting eaten out.
LolAtYourFail 12
He can't eat her out without a tongue smart one...
omg36 7
he means cut the old boyfriends tongue out. "smart one".
Fluffy_homan 0
Eh this has been done before... although I will say this, just because you feel gas, doesn't mean you gotta let it pass, just let it stew for a while, and it promises to bring you a great big smile =)... and will probably make your boyfriend happier
omghehehe 0
Ohhh... How mortifying. Don't feel bad. I did something embarrassing too, during 69 (non-fart related), but we both joke about it still today :D LMAO (blushing)!!!
53XYJ355 0
'today I decided to do the classic 69 with my girlfriend, until I farted in her mouth, fml' So I call fake....
paladininwaiting 1
HAH!!!! hilarious BTW#18.....very cute!
Jazradel 0
That happens.