Today, I finished moving out of my apartment and decided to clean the fridge before I left. I pulled out a drawer that I never used and was shocked to find a moldy, rotten, decayed watermelon. I remembered that I had bought a watermelon the first week I moved into the apartment. Four years ago. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I lifted up a watermelon, not realising it had gone bad. The thing exploded like an alien giving birth. Stinking juice and rotten inside all over the kitchen. Even behind the build-in closets. It smells like rotten fruit cheese and I can't reach behind the closets. FML
Today, I finally got round to cleaning out my refrigerator. As I reached the back, I found an unidentifiable, moldy object lurking in the corner. Upon closer inspection, I realized it was once a cucumber. I'm growing science experiments in my fridge. FML
Today, I came back to my apartment to see that my roommate had left out bread, deli meat, and cheese on the counter, so I made myself a sandwich. When she came back, she informed me that she found bugs in the fridge and took out all the food she thought would be contaminated. FML
Today, I finally found out what that weird smell in my apartment was. My ex-boyfriend had been breaking into my apartment and hiding rotting fruit all over the place. I found this out when a ceiling panel fell and a swarm of fruit flies attacked me. FML
Today, I found out my ex-husband left the fridge full of rotting meat in the house that I'm selling. I turned off the power to the house in March. Now the whole house stinks, and I had to have the fridge professionally removed and the kitchen cleaned because buyers are coming to look at it tomorrow. FML
Today, I came home to a terrible smell in the apartment. Three hours, and a scoured kitchen later, I took the trash out. The smell was not my apartment, but from just across the alley; a neighbor had moved and emptied their fridge. Six more days of sunned milk until pickup. FML
Today, after I cleaned out the fridge of things that expired months ago, my roommate got angry and insisted upon pulling all the moldy dairy products out of the garbage and putting them back because "they weren't mine and I shouldn't throw out other people's food." FML
Today, my roommate read an article about unplugging appliances to save on electricity. Too bad the fucking moron also unplugged the fridge. We came home to a corpse-like stench and a fridge full of moldy food. We were gone for two weeks while the sludge marinated in the California heat. FML
Today, I spent almost an hour cleaning and scrubbing the inside of my fridge. Just when I'd finished putting everything back inside, I tipped over the open milk carton. FML
Today, after a week of wondering why my room smelled terrible, I found the culprit: a moldy sandwich I'd hidden under my bed during a movie night to avoid sharing it with my brother. I don’t know what’s worse - the smell or the fact that I was outsmarted by a sandwich. FML
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Top comments
saskiia1 0
thats nasty, how could you not notice that for 4 years?
boobaloo_fml 0
wtf man? u shouldn't keep watermelons in drawers, it's bloody common sense....
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Comments (155)
Me27 0
I totally sympathize. I'm getting ready for a move and recently found months-old broccoli!
XxDonttrustmexX 0
I don't Really see how Your life is F ' ed .. Maybe The WaterMelons is..
Discord21 0
FAKE. A watermelon is huge. You would have noticed. It would stink.
drake_p 0
bahahahahahaha. too funny. I almost died laughing. I need to stop reading these in church.
allie2590 31
This has to be fake. How could you not smell a rotten watermelon? Also, I'm pretty sure a watermelon would be pretty far past mouldy if it had been in the fridge for 4 years.
BAMFCoupleBandC 0
I'm pretty sure the fruit might go unnoticed but not the bugs.
fretforyerlatte 0
you really never cleaned your fridge in four years?? you're lucky you haven't been terribly sick. kim & aggie would whup your ass for that.
Serrenady 0
Ewww so nasty. How did you not notice the smell?????
mushrooms_fml 0
I am sure u would not have 4gotten about it if u were black!!!!!!!!!! And that is disgusting!!!!!!!!!!
Caitlyn36 8
what does race have to do with it?
triplethreat13 0
i love how FMLs spike cyber fights between commentors. this one is quite disgusting