Today, my wife and I were having a fight, when she grabbed my car keys and threw them over into the neighbors overgrown junk yard. My car is a restored '59 Belvedere and the keys can't be replaced. I've been looking for hours and I still can't find them. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after a week of looking for my car keys and being forced to drag my family around on public transportation, my wife found the keys in our car's ignition. FML
Today, I couldn't get to work because I couldn't find my car keys. It turns out, my mother took them and put them "somewhere safe." She can't remember where they are. FML
Today, after being without my car keys for two days, I finally got a locksmith to unlock my car on the off chance I'd left my keys in there. $170 later, the car was open, but I didn't find my keys. Frustrated, I threw the paperwork in the garbage... where I spotted my keys. FML
Today, my auto-repairman told me my heavy mass of keys was bad for the ignition switch and suggested I separate my house and car keys. I began to carry my car keys and lock the house keys in my glovebox. My car was stolen. I now have car keys but no car and a house with no house key. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. After looking for the spare key for hours, we called our insurance company, who then sent a "locksmith" with a wedge and a bar to open my car. All he did was break the driver and passenger doorhandles. My stuff is still inside. FML
Today, after locking my keys in the car and waiting three hours for my mom to bring me my spare, I reached into my bag only to find my keys. FML
Today, I reached into my pocket and found my mom's car keys. I'm a four hour drive away, and she obviously can't come to pick them up. FML
Today, my keys disappeared out of my car door during the 50 foot walk to the trash can. When I finally went to security after trying to find them, they said someone drove off with my car right as I walked in the door. FML
Today, after numerous attempts, my car door still wouldn't unlock. After going ballistic on the lock, the key broke off inside. I then realized it wasn't my car. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
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Top comments
fakedsincerity 32
Nothing more dangerous than a woman scorned!
ganjalovin27 4
wow shes crazy. make the bitch dig for them
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Comments (220)
FrankHotpants 31
That's just foul, you don't mess with a mans ride.
pcgwm 13
I'd probably do the same.
Fernando83 19
I can recommend a good divorce lawyer.
mrtonyanderson 20
You know your wife's nice set of fine china, or her make up collection, or her *****? Yeah, all that shit is looking pretty nice in the neighbours junk pile right now huh? You don't **** with classic cars lol.
ohio53 6
Sometimes us men just cun't understand women.
KatieElizabeth96 9
Good luck dude.. Thats really all I have to say..
ni0ve 9
D I V O R C E
xzanex 22
Time to dump her bitch ass!
Jacksparrow72 21
If I knew you I'd help you look.
MrMontague 11
If you spent as many hours talking out your problems as you have looking for your keys, there wouldn't be an issue.