Today, my wife and I were having a fight, when she grabbed my car keys and threw them over into the neighbors overgrown junk yard. My car is a restored '59 Belvedere and the keys can't be replaced. I've been looking for hours and I still can't find them. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after a week of looking for my car keys and being forced to drag my family around on public transportation, my wife found the keys in our car's ignition. FML
Today, I couldn't get to work because I couldn't find my car keys. It turns out, my mother took them and put them "somewhere safe." She can't remember where they are. FML
Today, after being without my car keys for two days, I finally got a locksmith to unlock my car on the off chance I'd left my keys in there. $170 later, the car was open, but I didn't find my keys. Frustrated, I threw the paperwork in the garbage... where I spotted my keys. FML
Today, my auto-repairman told me my heavy mass of keys was bad for the ignition switch and suggested I separate my house and car keys. I began to carry my car keys and lock the house keys in my glovebox. My car was stolen. I now have car keys but no car and a house with no house key. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. After looking for the spare key for hours, we called our insurance company, who then sent a "locksmith" with a wedge and a bar to open my car. All he did was break the driver and passenger doorhandles. My stuff is still inside. FML
Today, after locking my keys in the car and waiting three hours for my mom to bring me my spare, I reached into my bag only to find my keys. FML
Today, I reached into my pocket and found my mom's car keys. I'm a four hour drive away, and she obviously can't come to pick them up. FML
Today, my keys disappeared out of my car door during the 50 foot walk to the trash can. When I finally went to security after trying to find them, they said someone drove off with my car right as I walked in the door. FML
Today, after numerous attempts, my car door still wouldn't unlock. After going ballistic on the lock, the key broke off inside. I then realized it wasn't my car. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
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fakedsincerity 32
Nothing more dangerous than a woman scorned!
ganjalovin27 4
wow shes crazy. make the bitch dig for them
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Comments (220)
nolefan 15
there are times in life when it is ok to punch a Bitch
Tgo19053 15
Your wife is real mature OP.
Ray_of_midnight 23
Nice car. If you look in Hemming's Motor News, there are probably folks selling reproduction and/or NOS blanks for old Mopar products, and you can probably take the blank to a locksmith to get another set of keys cut. (Two sets, this time.) EBay would be another good place to look--in fact, I found two sellers selling blanks for a 1959 Plymouth just by searching for "Plymouth key blanks".
crazyclown00 17
Locksmith have blanks no need to special order or eBay them.
gigglesmg 6
Not 54 yr old OEM Mopar key blanks
martinfml 8
That's why you always make extra keys, in case you lose them or in your case your girlfriend throws them away.
aligater10 7
She could atleast have thrown something else and not your irreparable keys!
Branlamb 14
Magnets!!
DepressedBlade 6
My thoughts exactly. Magnets rule!
KatieElizabeth96 9
Why didn't I think of that? Brilliant!
brittyboo123 35
Make her look for them.
evolute72113 9
Never argue with women even if u r right
iwadasn 33
If the keys were irreplaceable, why wouldn't you have made spares?
TheDrifter 24
He likely does have spares. Does the ability to get into the vehicle somehow negate the thousands of dollars in value she threw into the neighbor's scrap heap?
gigglesmg 6
He probably doesn't have spares because its a 54 year old car with original keys and ignition. You try to keep track of a spare key over a 54 year time period.
tiatialiu 6
how many keys do u have?
RonnieG 10
three