Today, my wife and I were having a fight, when she grabbed my car keys and threw them over into the neighbors overgrown junk yard. My car is a restored '59 Belvedere and the keys can't be replaced. I've been looking for hours and I still can't find them. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after a week of looking for my car keys and being forced to drag my family around on public transportation, my wife found the keys in our car's ignition. FML
Today, I couldn't get to work because I couldn't find my car keys. It turns out, my mother took them and put them "somewhere safe." She can't remember where they are. FML
Today, after being without my car keys for two days, I finally got a locksmith to unlock my car on the off chance I'd left my keys in there. $170 later, the car was open, but I didn't find my keys. Frustrated, I threw the paperwork in the garbage... where I spotted my keys. FML
Today, my auto-repairman told me my heavy mass of keys was bad for the ignition switch and suggested I separate my house and car keys. I began to carry my car keys and lock the house keys in my glovebox. My car was stolen. I now have car keys but no car and a house with no house key. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. After looking for the spare key for hours, we called our insurance company, who then sent a "locksmith" with a wedge and a bar to open my car. All he did was break the driver and passenger doorhandles. My stuff is still inside. FML
Today, after locking my keys in the car and waiting three hours for my mom to bring me my spare, I reached into my bag only to find my keys. FML
Today, I reached into my pocket and found my mom's car keys. I'm a four hour drive away, and she obviously can't come to pick them up. FML
Today, my keys disappeared out of my car door during the 50 foot walk to the trash can. When I finally went to security after trying to find them, they said someone drove off with my car right as I walked in the door. FML
Today, after numerous attempts, my car door still wouldn't unlock. After going ballistic on the lock, the key broke off inside. I then realized it wasn't my car. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
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fakedsincerity 32
Nothing more dangerous than a woman scorned!
ganjalovin27 4
wow shes crazy. make the bitch dig for them
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Comments (220)
Phooey 22
My brother lost my key to my old car(didn't have a spare)... I found a guy that was able to make me one just by sticking in a blank key and wiggling it then took it out and filled it down to the shape, kept doing it til he got the car to start.
TheDrifter 24
Original keys to classic cars add thousands of dollars to the value. Getting in is easy, but those keys are important.
Maikm 3
Easy problem, take out car lock (if car door is open) , if not , bend window or glasses, either way you get in . New key made by lock in europe is about 50 usd max, so .... pennys for you.
gigglesmg 6
YOU DON'T VANDALIZE A CLASSIC CAR PERIOD!!!!!!
grimshaw9 3
dumb kunt
CoffeeChickBlows 13
Don't be a dumb ****, 71.
Phoenix_fml 13
damn, that's a nice car
buckdharma 38
Build a flux capacitor for your DeLorean.
ughfmltears 12
Wow your gf is one psycho Bitch.. It's one thing to get upset and be mean to each other but a whole other deal is to be mentally Ill to where you purposely do evil shit knowing it will really hurt someone... Specially someone you're supposed to care about:/
nyxiny 22
1. It says wife. 2. Just because someone responds immaturely and passionately, does not mean they are "mentally ill," simply that they overreacted. Sorry, I just had to say that. This is a wrong thing to do, but it does not make someone mentally ill.
ShakeDisPlace 10
Woah! Okay, you cannot mess with a man's car! That is just unacceptable!
AzWolf 5
No spare key for such an outdated car?
gigglesmg 6
It's not "outdated" it's a classic
StanSmith2013 26
Nice ride man, is it red? Might not be a Fury but it may go Christine on her! XD
RonnieG 10
She's baby blue and white. we named her Grace Kelly.
gigglesmg 6
Thats awesome
gigglesmg 6
You must miss looking out your REAR WINDOW Good Pun? Y/N
crisanba 18
Lol. That sucks op. I have a 68 gmc truck I'd be pissed if I had my keys thrown over to the neighbors house
AngrySailor 17
Same here. 250ci, 3 on the tree.