Today, my wife and I were having a fight, when she grabbed my car keys and threw them over into the neighbors overgrown junk yard. My car is a restored '59 Belvedere and the keys can't be replaced. I've been looking for hours and I still can't find them. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after a week of looking for my car keys and being forced to drag my family around on public transportation, my wife found the keys in our car's ignition. FML
Today, I couldn't get to work because I couldn't find my car keys. It turns out, my mother took them and put them "somewhere safe." She can't remember where they are. FML
Today, after being without my car keys for two days, I finally got a locksmith to unlock my car on the off chance I'd left my keys in there. $170 later, the car was open, but I didn't find my keys. Frustrated, I threw the paperwork in the garbage... where I spotted my keys. FML
Today, my auto-repairman told me my heavy mass of keys was bad for the ignition switch and suggested I separate my house and car keys. I began to carry my car keys and lock the house keys in my glovebox. My car was stolen. I now have car keys but no car and a house with no house key. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. After looking for the spare key for hours, we called our insurance company, who then sent a "locksmith" with a wedge and a bar to open my car. All he did was break the driver and passenger doorhandles. My stuff is still inside. FML
Today, after locking my keys in the car and waiting three hours for my mom to bring me my spare, I reached into my bag only to find my keys. FML
Today, I reached into my pocket and found my mom's car keys. I'm a four hour drive away, and she obviously can't come to pick them up. FML
Today, my keys disappeared out of my car door during the 50 foot walk to the trash can. When I finally went to security after trying to find them, they said someone drove off with my car right as I walked in the door. FML
Today, after numerous attempts, my car door still wouldn't unlock. After going ballistic on the lock, the key broke off inside. I then realized it wasn't my car. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
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fakedsincerity 32
Nothing more dangerous than a woman scorned!
ganjalovin27 4
wow shes crazy. make the bitch dig for them
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Comments (220)
rec_chem 22
I suggest a new wife.
ShadowPriestess 16
Your wife and marriage should be a higher priority...
RonnieG 10
we were fighting over her car keys. I had them and she wanted them and I wouldn't give them to her and she grabbed up my Plymouth keys and told me if I didn't give her her keys, she'd throw line over the fence. I shoulda believed her.
Annjelina 11
Why wouldn't you give them to her? Of course she'd be pissed if she couldn't drive her car and you could drive not only yours but hers too!
Tiffanywastaken 16
was the fight over car>her perhaps?
Tiffanywastaken 16
maybe next time you won't call her bluff so easily, OP. GL finding your keys!
tewa21 12
Maybe thats why the fight started.
mcauley3 8
that sucks bro that cars a beauty
catmcross 7
Now is the time you make your bitch wife go look. There are some things you just don't do in an argument, and that is one of them.
joyce71 5
what did they say never p*** off a woman
FlamingFlyingV 2
If anyone did that to the keys for my 67 Impala (Yes, the car from Supernatural), or even my 02 Camaro, they wouldn't be alive. I'm just a chick who loves her cars more than the people she graduated with love their kids. By the way, I know it's the wrong year, but I think it's awesome you own what is pretty much Christine :D