Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend got engaged to a coworker. I got her the job. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my ex is applying for a job at my current company. She may become my boss. FML
Today, the girl my ex-boyfriend cheated on me with had a job interview at my place of work. If she gets the job, she'll be my manager. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Today, I found out that my engagement ring was actually my husband's ex-fiancée's. FML
Today, I was invited to a party to celebrate my ex-fiancée's recent engagement. The party is at work, because my ex is also my boss. Her new fiancée is some guy she met while on a "business trip" that happened while we were still engaged. FML
Today, I learned of my girlfriend’s affair with her coworker. And by coworker, I mean my long-time friend, who we helped get a job at her work in the first place. FML
Today, I found out my ex is getting married. She only left me 8 months ago. FML
Today, I found out my boss hired literally the only person in this town who is an ex-boyfriend. I also work with my current boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out my daughter has a higher paid job in the same company I work in. I also found out she is dating my boss. FML
Today, my fiancée handed me her engagement ring back and told me she felt like she's pressuring me into marriage, so to make me feel better about it we’re no longer engaged. On top of this, I found out she’s started talking to her ex again. FML
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rissygrl08 6
Crash the wedding. Do it.
qazaq 1
Why do you care what your ex does?
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Comments (103)
Bekll 31
Why do you care? Should she care who you date or marry?
desireev 18
I'd care about who my girl is dating if they left me for my coworker.
Bekll 31
She's not his girl, it said ex.
rdwhite1986 0
These posts are just getting more and more ghey... grow a set! FYL!
Nthabz 8
Did you miss the 'ex-girlfriend' part of your FML?? Move on already. She obviously has...
DocBastard 40
Does no one know how to be happy for other people? She's your EX. If you were dating her at one point, you obviously cared for her. Let her live her life, and try to be happy that she's found happiness. Then move on with your own life.
maryam8869 7
:) nice to say
downtime 13
Agreed. If you still care about her you should be happy for her.
Minna_fml 14
I half wonder if this is my ex posting this. After getting a job and having my boyfriend at the time treating me poorly, I dumped him and have been with a co-worker since. If it is him, please move on and be happy, too.
high_tower87 9
LMAO. Yesterday I posted a FML about my ex girlfriend dating a co-worker at the place I got her the job, because I'm clearly not over her. Today, my ex girlfriend burned me on that thread. FML.
CadillacPimpen 6
She sounds like a succubus, you got lucky and dodged that bullet.
ScarletBloom 14
That made you their agent.
Pelreskovich 11
If it didn't happen while you were still together you need to get over it. She's your ex for a reason, stop obsessing.
silentbutfunny 0
Oh well, its over, and you shouldnt care, right? At least you helped her find a job and a husband, and therfore, you are a gentlman.
monkeywrench1 10
Been there, done that. :( Sorry OP you can't foresee this kind of things.