Today, it's my birthday. All I wanted was birthday sex, but all my boyfriend could talk about was how great the new purse he got me was. I think he might like it more than me. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend had promised that the day would belong to me. But no, I had to drive 80km forth and back to pick him up from work, then he took pictures with his new camera lens, then he decided what to eat, demanded a massage, and then he just fell asleep. Happy birthday to me. FML
Today, the only thing I got for my birthday was my boyfriend's offer to give me "the gift of anal". FML
Today, it's my birthday. I don't mind crappy gifts, but I have to wonder why the hell my boyfriend bought me a home enema kit. FML
Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend made me breakfast in bed, then we went out shopping, had a picnic, watched a good romcom, had a fancy dinner, and ended the day with great sex. And when the clock struck twelve, he dumped me. FML
Today, for my birthday, my boyfriend presented me with his cock with a ribbon on it. Basically, HE wanted sex for MY birthday and had the nerve to accuse me of being ungrateful. For his birthday last month, I gave him multiple Xbox games. He couldn’t even be bothered to get me flowers. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I told my boyfriend I wanted to feel special even if for just one day. He said he would do the laundry for me. FML
Today, as it's my birthday, I was hoping for a nice present from my boyfriend. What did he get me? A PornHub account. FML
Today, it's the day after my birthday. My boyfriend got me nothing. Nor did he do anything for me for Valentine's Day. Whereas I got him an $85 game for his birthday, planned a surprise visit to his family so he could see them and his pets, and spent all day Valentine's Day making the house spotless, as well as cakes. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend’s birthday is a month before mine. I'd spent my birthday savings on his, but he told me that we couldn’t do anything for mine because, “I didn’t plan or organize better.” FML
Today, rather than get me a birthday present, my boyfriend just got angry that I got gifts from other people. Apparently, it "made him feel guilty." FML
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HeyMondayAddict 4
Maybe he just feels really good about getting you something.
UnikornG33K 12
Aw that sucks, but at least he got you something, right?
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Comments (175)
itskimHOLLA 0
It... Must... Be.... FAAAABUULUSSSSS!!!!!
twiins_fml 5
Thats all i want, maybe we can do it together ?
anon80214 15
Whiny little bitch. Be thankful he got you something and isn't just after sex.
spottyblanket 8
he was probably really proud of it OP, and thought you'd really like it. Don't be selfish
kimg0885 23
At least he didn't ask for a bj after
killaKT 2
Maybe he just needs reassurance he got something you actually will like and appreciate, trying to show you how important it is that you understand that he tried his hardest. Either that or you made him gay. I hope for the first
419 0
I think you should be appreciative that he actually cared enough to get you something instead of forgetting about it or not doing anything at all. I'm assuming that you can have sex any time you want with him, but not everyday you get a present.
slushyslime 7
Hes just excited because he put a lot of thought into it OP and he expects/expected you to love it , you can always have sex later :)
twinkiefeets 17
Get naked holding only the purse. Then u get both great sex n a fab new purse!
merko 8
your boyfriend MIGHT be gay