Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. The TV was on with the volume low, as we had been too preoccupied to turn it off. All of a sudden, my boyfriend stopped mid-thrust. He was watching the TV. House MD was on. He'd stopped to watch the differential diagnosis. FML
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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. All of a sudden he jumped off of me, going "shit, shit!". Worried, i asked him what was wrong. He shouted "I forgot to set my TiVO!" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were hooking up while watching a movie. Just as I was getting really into it, he told me to move my head. He couldn't see the television. FML
Today, I was watching TV with my husband, and he started getting frisky. When the commercial break started, we started having sex. When he came, there were still two commercials left before the show resumed. FML
Today, while getting intimate with my boyfriend, I thought he went to change the music on his phone. He'd actually stopped mid-action just to check sports scores. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were making love. I was really close to climaxing, when he suddenly stopped, smirked, and said, "Hang on, I'm buffering." FML
Today, my boyfriend turned down sex because he was watching TV and wanted to know how it ended. The show was probably ten years-old and on Netflix. He could watch it anytime he wanted. FML
Today, my fiancé and I were cuddling on the couch watching TV when we started kissing. As I crawled onto his lap and started to unzip his pants, he said, "You're blocking the TV." FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend and his parents. It got to an intense sex scene. I felt grateful when I saw his father reaching for the remote to fastforward past the scene. He put it into slowmotion. We watched in silence for about 3 minutes before he managed to fix it. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I slightly opened my eyes during it and saw him with his eyes wide open, watching TV. FML
Today, things were getting heated between me and the guy I like, and we were about to have sex. I told him to turn the TV off so we can get started. His response? "But I like this show." FML
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mewzik 0
Well House is an addicting show... i feel like i've read so many versions of this one already
TheThirdLevel 0
I'm sorry, but House is unsurpassable. Nothing can or ever will beat it.
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psychonurse 0
Nothing else besides House is important when House is on in my house. Except for a crying baby, because that interrupts House. Thank Jebus for the pause button!
proxay 0
lotsa ppl have said this already but... house > sex/you
ashleyrose 0
House is a really good show. get over yourself
whyme4567 0
to #16, i would quit commenting on other people's grammar, because you said "beware, the grammar police are officially on your ass" when it in fact should say "beware, the grammar police IS offically on your ass"
lynnycake 0
House FTW. My boyfriend does the same thing, but not during sex. I make him turn off the television during sex. He just ignores me when we're in a really deep conversation about something meaningful.
louisianagrrrrl 0
maybe he was imagining your hugh laurie
wholeon 0
I'm not sure about that, 157... I think "police" can be used as either a singular or plural noun (like "moose"). "Grammar police *department*" would be a singular entity, but I think "grammar police" could mean multiple officers. Maybe not. But "grammar police *is*" just sounds ****** up. o.O
were_giraffe 2
What was the diagnosis? Besides ... it's Hugh Laurie! although i personally never watch house on tv... i just get the dvds once a year and have a house marathon
panda24 0
i feel like i've read this same FML about thirty times.
Ravemaster7 0
No one cares that your boyfriend thinks ******* you is boring.