Today, my husband and I were role playing to keep our marriage alive. His character was a deranged stalker while I was the helpless girl. My neighbor thought I was really being chased so she called the cops. Once they came we explained the whole story and got a fine for disturbing the peace. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was trying to be dirty with my fiancé. He got really into the roleplaying and wouldn't stop pretending to be a cop for hours. Mood officially killed. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try role play. She suggested I be a robber, so I went outside and tried to break in my window, wearing nothing but my underwear and a ski mask on. She decided it would be funny to call the cops, because it would, "add to the mood." They came. FML
Today, I had to call the police to get my crazy stalker of a neighbor out of my house. When the police arrived, I found out that she was friends with the officer. FML
Today, my husband's version of roleplaying was pretending that he actually wanted to have sex with me. FML
Today, I was having some intense sex with my boyfriend. I was wailing so loud that my neighbors decided to call the police on us. According to them, it sounded like I was "being tortured to death". FML
Today, after days of hearing our new neighbour abusing his wife, my wife went round to confront him while on the phone with the police. Turns out they are just really into their BDSM and had no idea how loud they were being. They have costumes, toys and everything. FML
Today, my wife and I decided to try out role playing. She ended up having an anxiety attack when I said she wasn't turning in her homework. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were house sitting. We were a little on edge because we'd heard noises. We were starting to get intimate, and suddenly the house alarm started going off. We locked ourselves in the room, called the police, and they told us that we were the ones who'd set it off. FML
Today, a bunch of cops showed up at my house demanding to see my wife to make sure she was OK. Turns out my insane out-of-state daughter swatted me, calling 911 to tell them I had tied up my wife, and been impersonating her for a week. FML
Today, my husband was chased out of a bar after he was seen slipping something into a woman's drink. I was the woman, the 'something' was aspirin, and that's the last time we ever try to role-play. FML
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BigLostBear 0
I find this so funny.
kivkiv 2
finally a 1st that doesn't say FIRST!
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Comments (123)
R3kli3 10
haha poor little girl...LOL
cindy11052 0
Haha, that's hilarious. I have nothing more to say.
hXcsoccerplaya 0
you role played because you had to keep your marriage alive? that's pretty sick. I can understand it when it's just for fun to try something new, but to keep your marriage alive? please go see a marriage counselor, or don't use misleading strong words.
meploLol 0
i think it was ment as keeping things different once ur with someone so many Times u need to' apice Stuff up some how
Apolloyn 0
dear diary.....
juscreablu 0
this is hilarious! thankyou for making my day(:
firecopy 6
you can get this fine cleared if you were inside your house. also you can sue the neighbor the peeping Tom as someone before called it.
D4rkCha0s 0
wats YDI?
DreamerofWorlds 0
"You Deserve It"
Ajjas013 6
Yellow Dick Infestation.
ladida94 0
#72..... you are pure awesomeness!
D4rkCha0s 0
i knew tht
smallmac17 0
i had something like that happen to me only i was in highheels (dont ask) saying im going to die my neighbor thought i was a sucicdal women
ladida94 0
no one asked.... teehee
WONDERWB 2
Can't your neighbor be charged with being a peeping Tom? That's still illegal to look into someone else's home. It's callled invasion of privacy. Ignore all the little kiddies that haven't been married to know the purpose of this statement.