Today, my husband and I were role playing to keep our marriage alive. His character was a deranged stalker while I was the helpless girl. My neighbor thought I was really being chased so she called the cops. Once they came we explained the whole story and got a fine for disturbing the peace. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was trying to be dirty with my fiancé. He got really into the roleplaying and wouldn't stop pretending to be a cop for hours. Mood officially killed. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try role play. She suggested I be a robber, so I went outside and tried to break in my window, wearing nothing but my underwear and a ski mask on. She decided it would be funny to call the cops, because it would, "add to the mood." They came. FML
Today, I had to call the police to get my crazy stalker of a neighbor out of my house. When the police arrived, I found out that she was friends with the officer. FML
Today, my husband's version of roleplaying was pretending that he actually wanted to have sex with me. FML
Today, I was having some intense sex with my boyfriend. I was wailing so loud that my neighbors decided to call the police on us. According to them, it sounded like I was "being tortured to death". FML
Today, after days of hearing our new neighbour abusing his wife, my wife went round to confront him while on the phone with the police. Turns out they are just really into their BDSM and had no idea how loud they were being. They have costumes, toys and everything. FML
Today, my wife and I decided to try out role playing. She ended up having an anxiety attack when I said she wasn't turning in her homework. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were house sitting. We were a little on edge because we'd heard noises. We were starting to get intimate, and suddenly the house alarm started going off. We locked ourselves in the room, called the police, and they told us that we were the ones who'd set it off. FML
Today, a bunch of cops showed up at my house demanding to see my wife to make sure she was OK. Turns out my insane out-of-state daughter swatted me, calling 911 to tell them I had tied up my wife, and been impersonating her for a week. FML
Today, my husband was chased out of a bar after he was seen slipping something into a woman's drink. I was the woman, the 'something' was aspirin, and that's the last time we ever try to role-play. FML
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BigLostBear 0
I find this so funny.
kivkiv 2
finally a 1st that doesn't say FIRST!
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Comments (123)
savemycookie 0
This just happened here not even a week ago!! :D same exact story but no one was fined.
shinshoku13 19
Kinky, did you invite the cop to stay for some fun too ;)?
roninvamp 4
You wanna keep your marriage alive, next time jus suck his dick like you used to (if you did, otherwise why did he marry you) men are not hard to keep happy, like Chris Rock said "sex food and silence, feed me **** me shut the **** up"
itsbulbasaurus 0
You see, there are these magical buildings called " apartments", and when you live in one... Your neighbors hear every little sound you make. So you all sound unbelieviebly retarded. No one roleplays in front of their neighbors house.
Baajuju 10
YDI because you were loud enough for your neighbor to hear you.
issiackemp 9
Der if u wouldn't dof explained what happend they wouldn't of been able to issue a ticket. Should of just invoked ur 5th and go inside, atleast u would be richer and ur private life less piblic. Police only know what u tell em.
T1A2Z3 35
Maybe keep your Roleplay to the bedroom??
AngelBunny 10
I feel OP was actually running down the street not in their house as it says being chased so they may have started the rp outside to be more realistic. if it was inside the neighbour was in the wrong but if it was outside. YDI keep your kink to yourselves it's not right to have others be a part with out permission