Today, our family went out to a restaurant at night. My cousin and I needed to go to the restroom, so we told everyone before going. Less than three minutes later, we came out to find them gone, along with the cars. They forgot about their own kids. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while visiting family, we went to a restaurant to eat. Towards the end of the meal, I went to use the restroom. When I came back, everyone was gone. Everyone had actually gotten into their cars and left without me. I have no idea where I am and no one is answering their phone. FML
Today, my family and I drove to a mall an hour away. We split up, and I went into a store by myself. A little later, I get a call from my brother asking me where I am. They had already left to go home and didn't notice me missing from the car. They were already halfway home. FML
Today, my parents started fighting at a restaurant. Embarrassed, I went to the restroom to get away and stayed in there for about 15 minutes, knowing how long their fights can last. When I came back, they were gone. They'd ditched me, and left me to walk several miles back home. FML
Today, I dined and dashed. Upon reaching my car, I realized I had left my seven year-old daughter in the restaurant. FML
Today, all three of my kids snuck out of a family reunion because they were bored. I was furious, until I found out my husband had also gone with them. After I was done yelling at all of them, I realised I was mostly jealous they didn’t take me with them. FML
Today, I found out that my parents forgot to invite me out to eat with them. I found this out when my mom invited my sister right in front of me. FML
Today, I set up a small social gathering for a few friends. One of them didn't have a ride, so the others, who'd already shown up, went to go give him a ride. After no sign of them for a whole hour, I called to see what was wrong. They went out to eat and completely forgot about me. FML
Today, I was babysitting my cousin when I realized my aunt didn't tell me where the diapers were. I searched the entire house, but I had no luck. Then my cousin ripped off the diaper she was wearing and peed on the kitchen floor. FML
Today, my mom and dad went off somewhere for some alone time together. My mom had apparently turned her phone off and my dad left his at home. In that span of time, my brother had accidentally locked himself out of his house, and my sister was also trying to get a hold of them, and now are asking me where they're at. FML
Today, I asked my mother if we were eating supper soon so I could take a nap. She said no so I went into my room and fell asleep. When I woke up, everybody was gone. My entire family of 6 went to Olive Garden while I was sleeping. FML
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iAndrea 0
You sure they forgot? Haha. :)
coco22_fml 0
ha! that makes me laugh. at least u werent alone
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Comments (74)
purplemnm 9
how does it feel being the black sheep?
TayyTayy 0
. haave uu ever thought of thee faact taht theey WANTED too leavee uu?!?' bahahahahaha!' .
Neomon 0
Well, at least you weren't left alone.
idkweird 0
This happened to me many years ago. It was my mom, Grandma and sister in the car. I ran to 7-11 while they went through the drive-thru at Carls Jr. I came out, they were gone. They made it halfway home before they realized I wasn't there, lol. I gave them a TON of grief, especially because it was Mother's Day! :)
your_face 15
Your mother and her mother left you on Mother's Day, so you gave your mother and her mother a ton of grief on Mother's Day? Your logic baffles me.
purplemnm 9
#68 it could have been his fathers mother!!
moneyman22 7
@68 screw mothers day I wouldve done the same thing!
your_face 15
@purplemnm: True, but she's still somebody's mother. @moneyman22: idkweird cited it being Mother's Day as a reason for giving the two mothers grief. This is what baffles me.
beLegit 0
that's the time when you go crazy and PARTY cuz they have to pay for everything
matt_1337_c 0
Are you sure they "forgot"?
airforce987 20
I call bs. three minutes and they're all gone? unless of course, they knowingly left you there.
ily1210 10
they found it the perfect time to make an escape!
dragonwarrior 3
They didn't forget they just left and I bet they had a pretty good laugh.
TrinityisLife 22
That reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaally sucks =