Today, our family went out to a restaurant at night. My cousin and I needed to go to the restroom, so we told everyone before going. Less than three minutes later, we came out to find them gone, along with the cars. They forgot about their own kids. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while visiting family, we went to a restaurant to eat. Towards the end of the meal, I went to use the restroom. When I came back, everyone was gone. Everyone had actually gotten into their cars and left without me. I have no idea where I am and no one is answering their phone. FML
Today, my family and I drove to a mall an hour away. We split up, and I went into a store by myself. A little later, I get a call from my brother asking me where I am. They had already left to go home and didn't notice me missing from the car. They were already halfway home. FML
Today, my parents started fighting at a restaurant. Embarrassed, I went to the restroom to get away and stayed in there for about 15 minutes, knowing how long their fights can last. When I came back, they were gone. They'd ditched me, and left me to walk several miles back home. FML
Today, I dined and dashed. Upon reaching my car, I realized I had left my seven year-old daughter in the restaurant. FML
Today, all three of my kids snuck out of a family reunion because they were bored. I was furious, until I found out my husband had also gone with them. After I was done yelling at all of them, I realised I was mostly jealous they didn’t take me with them. FML
Today, I found out that my parents forgot to invite me out to eat with them. I found this out when my mom invited my sister right in front of me. FML
Today, I set up a small social gathering for a few friends. One of them didn't have a ride, so the others, who'd already shown up, went to go give him a ride. After no sign of them for a whole hour, I called to see what was wrong. They went out to eat and completely forgot about me. FML
Today, I was babysitting my cousin when I realized my aunt didn't tell me where the diapers were. I searched the entire house, but I had no luck. Then my cousin ripped off the diaper she was wearing and peed on the kitchen floor. FML
Today, my mom and dad went off somewhere for some alone time together. My mom had apparently turned her phone off and my dad left his at home. In that span of time, my brother had accidentally locked himself out of his house, and my sister was also trying to get a hold of them, and now are asking me where they're at. FML
Today, I asked my mother if we were eating supper soon so I could take a nap. She said no so I went into my room and fell asleep. When I woke up, everybody was gone. My entire family of 6 went to Olive Garden while I was sleeping. FML
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iAndrea 0
You sure they forgot? Haha. :)
coco22_fml 0
ha! that makes me laugh. at least u werent alone
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Comments (74)
Ttime21921 0
that's an FOL (**** our life).
amber30300 0
uhh?? forgot?? lmfao!!
existingnlife 0
Wow...I hope you two wore shoes wore great walking shoes!
eric780 0
that would actually be really fun, since you were with your cousin. alone, that would suck
Sekococo 0
BSR and Mercy Why so serious? ;) i love you guys
Compass 0
3 minutes? Talk about a quickie! /WINcest
Six23 1
Maybe you just get on your family's nerves...? It's quite normal.
bronx819 4
Hahaha something like that happened to me, except I left them, I was in Hawaii and I wanted to go to a pier and I ended up getting lost. And for all you people who only write bad comments, I was 6 years old, it was my first trip there, I wanted to see the seals
lovin_darkness 0
epic fail scale: parents: 1,000,000,000 kids: 0 PARENTS LOSE!!!!!!!!!!!
Deniise4395 0
ha my parents have done that too