Today, bouncing at a local bar. I I.D.'d a girl with a group of people. I told her that next time she used a fake I.D., she at least should get one with a picture that looked like her. She started crying and ran off. A guy told me that she had been in a car wreck, and had been badly disfigured. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I got into an accident and my car was totaled. My friends then took me out to a bar for a drink to make me feel better. It appears that the police officer I'd spoken to had kept my I.D. by mistake and I couldn't get into the bar. FML
Today, I contacted a girl who dropped her ID at a club last night. I offer to drive 2 hours to return her ID to her. She is thrilled. When I arrive, she gives me a strange look, takes the ID, and runs back into her house. A two hour drive without even a thank you. FML
Today, I was on Facebook when I saw a picture a popular girl I don't talk to had posted of her fake ID. She had used my full name and identical signature. FML
Today, I got shitfaced at a club. A cute girl I'd met earlier in the evening offered to drive me home in my car and spend the night with me. She crashed my car and did a runner before the cops showed up. They wouldn't believe my story. I now have a wrecked car and a DUI. FML
Today, I was relaxing alone at a bar when I was approached by the most gorgeous woman I've ever seen. She was too good to be true, so I asked, "Is this some kind of a prank?" She immediately turned around and left. She thought I was calling her ugly. I'll never see her again. FML
Today, I got punched in the face by a girl for asking if she was okay after I had seen her crying. FML
Today, a cute thirty-ish chick walked into the bar I work in. I asked her for her license to make her feel young. She didn't have her license on her and started yelling about how stupid it was to even ask, when she obviously was old enough to drink. She then got up and left. FML
Today, I met a great girl at a party. We talked alone, and she made me promise I'd dance with her later. When I saw her later, she was unconscious, and in an ambulance. She'd collapsed, and the entire party assumed I'd spiked her drink. FML
Today, I saw a cute girl at a night club. When I approached her and introduced myself, she said "Don't you remember me? We danced here last weekend... but you were smashed that night". I cheekily replied "Oh really? That's hot, what happened next?" She said "You were hitting on me. So, I left." FML
Today, I saw a drunk guy hitting on a girl sitting alone at the bar. She insisted that her boyfriend was there, but he didn't relent. So I went over and put my arm around her and asked "Who's this guy?" He walked away, but then I felt a tap on my shoulder. It was her boyfriend. He broke my arm. FML
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Top comments
Likalotbear 0
Not your fault. You didn't know.
eastmanwolf 0
Well then she should have updated her I.D.
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Comments (289)
captaincrazy_x 8
Sure ''disfigured'' she was probably just embarrassed that she got busted
shinymaster3000 23
It's not your fault I woulda done the same thing
Robtranis 11
How the fudge are you meant to know...
cwl727 33
Not your fault since you didn't know but you shouldn't have said what you said about her ID.
celinadepp 21
Don't feel bad, OP. There's no way you could have possibly known that, and you were just doing your job.
midnightmango 13
He could have been lying ¿
fantasyworld 39
You couldn't have known.
Rizzie0512 18
that's really sad. fyl. it's not like you could have known
justfml22 13
Sorry if I'm sounding rude but would you have known the difference between a real ID and a fake ID, I mean does fake ID'S has a different texture than the real ones?
Helldemon 32
I assume he thought it was fake because of the fact that the girl looked a good bit different on her ID as a result of the accident.
DeadpoolBeast13 11
You don't deserve that OP you didn't know