Today, while driving, I made a fake phone call with my fake boyfriend, making him sound amazing to my friends who were in the car with me. Until the red and blue flashing lights pulled up behind us. My fake boyfriend cost me $160 in real fines. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was driving to work. I saw a cute boy in the car next to me. To try and look cool, I pretended I was talking on my cell phone. I got pulled over and got a ticket for using my cell phone while driving. FML
Today, while walking in the mall, I spotted my ex boyfriend with his friends. To make myself look less lonely, I put my iPhone up to my ear and started an imaginary conversation with my invisible boyfriend. As I passed him, my phone started ringing loudly. It was him calling. He knew I was faking. FML
Today, I was bored and decided it would be fun to pretend to be an undercover cop and pull over other cars. The first car I pulled over was a real undercover cop. FML
Today, desperate for money, I stepped out in front of a car, hoping to get a hefty bribe not to take the driver to court. He slammed on his brakes and barely tapped me. When I fell onto his hood and started screaming, a passerby said, "That's the fakest scam attempt I've ever seen." FML
Today, I got pulled over for going a few miles per hour over the speed limit. The cop asked for my license and registration. I happened to look down at my wallet while he was processing everything and saw my license in my wallet. I gave the cop my fake I.D. FML
Today, I got a phone call from my boyfriend, who screamed at me for being a f-ing liar and never taking time for him. He'd called my work and knew I wasn't there as I said I'd be. He was right - I was lying. I'd been driving for the past 10 hours to his family's beach house to surprise him. FML
Today, I got my fake ID and went out with the boys to dinner and the bars. One of my friends asked to see my ID. He noticed my birthday didn't make me over 21. I paid $170 for a fake ID with my real birthday. FML
Today, I wrote a fake phone number on my neck to make it look like someone had hit on me. FML
Today, I pretended to be on the phone to avoid small talk with someone from my building. I spoke loudly into the phone while walking by them. My phone rang in the middle of my fake conversation. FML
Today, I was pulled over for speeding. When the police officer approached me and asked for license and registration, I accidentally gave him my fake I.D. FML
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Top comments
MrFancy 0
it's people like you who cause hundreds of deaths in car related casualties! YDI, every bit of it
chillinAK 9
this has to be the most idiotic thing I have heard all day. why do you care if you look cool or not? are they going to pay your fine?grow up a little, huh?
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Comments (186)
krez 20
I hope you got an insurance surcharge too. Idiots like you should be off the road.
meli5_fml 0
Get your fake boyfriend to pay.
alfiozm 0
WTF that's mad weird ...that's why your single
b1acksharpi3mark 0
Where is driving with a phone illegal??
marissar30 0
There are two things I don't understand about some people. Why do you care what others think and why to you feel you need a boyfriend to make your life complete? Until you are happy with yourself and don't care what others think your life will always be lame and incomplete. Btw, true friends don't lie to their friends.
randomviolet 0
20-u r a fukken ass u know that maybe ur mad cuz ur single GET A LIFE!!!!!!!'
Turdburgled 0
it's helpful to have a further explanation of the FML
Nikie1986 0
You shouldn't care what others think. If you feel you have to impress your friends with an imaginary boyfriend then are they really your friends? Not to mention if you live in a state with a law against driving while on a cell phone then you should have known better even if it was a fake call. You deserve your ticket.
mecolaya 0
Two hundred bonus points for 107!
ohSNAPyall 27
So how is George Glass? Besides expensive?