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Today, my boyfriend dumped me because apparently I don't appreciate how he's different from other guys. I only told him that showering once a month was not normal. FML

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And HE dumped you?

That's what you get for dating Robert Pattinson.

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that's just ******* gross. I can't go a day without showering. why were with him to begin with, u must have been able to smell him a mile away. is that the type of guys u go for.

once a year u meant

Good , why would you want to be with someone who showers once a month ? that's disgusting .

You may be better off without him

spring2008 0

U didn't need him

How could u even go out with someone like that??? U should have dumped him !!!!!

The gross! why were u dating him in the first place?

I have one thing to say: ew.

dragoongirl90 34

You're better off without the weekly yeast infections.

Find you a clean man