Today, after dating my girlfriend for about a month, she changed her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update, I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in a relationship with. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML
Today, I had a date with a girl I'd been seeing for about a month. When I got home, I saw her Facebook status changed to "In a relationship." This made me kind of excited, until I realized it wasn't with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML
Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML
Today, I changed my Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship." The girl is made up and the picture is from Google. FML
Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a request to confirm our relationship on Facebook. She accepted, then changed her screen name into "His Hand". FML
Today, my girlfriend "accidentally" set her relationship status to "single", and 20 of my friends "liked" it, including my mom. FML
Today, my girlfriend's Facebook relationship status was changed to single. When I tried to ask her about, she told me she's a lesbian now. Her mullet should've been a clue. FML
Today, I had the displeasure of watching my boyfriend’s Facebook go from “In a relationship” with me to “Single”, then switched to a big “In a relationship with” the girl he told me was “just a friend” post, after ending our 5-year relationship over text message. FML
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Top comments
evangldbrg 0
Another reason FB needs a dislike button as well...but seriously, FYL dude.
NuclearWinter 0
Ouch. Don't get torn up about it. You're too good for her.
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Comments (63)
FMLROCKSMASOCKS 0
PRESS UNLIKE U ******* ********.
lobby0ne 0
facebook, myspace...merge this two crap and call it facespace. FYL OP
caticaticati 3
No... MyFace is better. I was at a friend's house once and her dad's friend walked in (she's 15, he's like, 40 or something) and he knows about Myspace and Facebook but doesn't use them really, and he said, "What are you on, MyFace?" It was quite hilarious.
lolwatlol 0
LOL FACEBOOK MORE LIKE FACEPALM
Antivirus_fml 0
She must have watched the movie Taken (starring liam neeson) :p
alewares 0
Could've easily passed for sarcasm =P
Nightfallz 0
ydi for using facebook. get a life and interact with real people not failbook
damnstopmessinup 0
YDI for not having some balls. seriously. i'm not trying to be a troll, but just because you've dated her for a month doesn't make her your girlfriend. that's something you were going to have to somehow mutually agree on, which means making it clear that neither of you wanted to date anyone else. if you were serious about wanting to be in a relationship, the first thing you should've asked is "are you seeing anyone else?"
electroboy_fml 0
She still probably dated two people at once, which I think is despicable.
englishmuffin 0
You may have been dating for a month, but dating does not necessarily equal a relationship until you both agree that it is exclusive. Somehow, I highly doubt this happened. Therefore, I think this is neither a FYL or YDI because she was never really your girlfriend, and at least now that you know this you can go back to the dating scene.
adavis24 0
hey dumb ass dating is "bf-gf" now days!
happy_me 0
>unlike
yeti09 0
So click "Unlike."