Today, I posted a picture of me without makeup on Facebook. A "friend" commented, "fuk me thts hideus!!" My dad replied, "Hideous, yes, just like your godawful spelling!" My mom yelled at my dad for agreeing with the guy, and they're still fighting. Meanwhile, my self-esteem is in the gutter. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I posted a photo on Facebook showing a side-by-side view of me before and after I'd tried out my new makeup. My dad commented, "What is this, Gollum cosplaying an Orc?" My mum, brother, and over 20 "friends" liked his comment. FML
Today, my mom was on my Facebook and saw a chick leave a nasty comment on my status. My mom commented back something awful and really bitchy. My mom still fights my fights for me. I'm 20. FML
Today, I was looking at my friend's dad's Facebook pictures because he recently posted a status update. I saw him at a bar with some ugly hooker that he was feeling up in almost every picture. After about 10 minutes of ridiculing and laughing at this ugly woman, I realize it's my mom in a wig. FML
Today, my parents posted nasty comments about each other on Facebook. I think they might secretly be 12 year-olds. FML
Today, on Facebook, my sister posted a ton of photos of herself wearing a skimpy bikini, commenting that she looked hideous and fat. I can't stand attention-seeking fuckballs, so I called her on it. My mother then condemned me for "mocking" my sister, and grounded me for an entire month. FML
Today, I photoshopped a picture for my Facebook profile so my stomach would look a little flatter. I came back later, only to find someone had said, "What in God's name is this? Is your belly duck-facing?" and half a dozen other insults. FML
Today, one of the human turds that I stupidly added on Facebook posted how terrible her life is after her dad refused to arrange yet another holiday for her this year, so I bitched her out for being such a spoiled little brat. A few hours later, her boyfriend came over and beat the shit out of me. FML
Today, I told my parents I wanted to try modelling. I thought that since I have such a low self-esteem, that it might benefit me, and make me feel better about myself and how I look. The first thing out of my dad's mouth was, "What? Why? You're ugly." Thanks dad. FML
Today, I uploaded what I thought were beautiful selfies. One of my "friends" commented, "I've seen what your whole body looks like, so that's why you take only headshots. You're not fooling anybody, fatty." His comment got 18 likes. I took down the photos and spent the rest of my afternoon in tears. FML
Today, my dad finally added me on Facebook, When I looked through his photos, I quickly noticed he'd heavily photoshopped the photos I'm in to make me look prettier. FML
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emmabear1995 18
Your friend doesn't seem like a very good friend.
Joshwarrior 39
That's when you defriend both of them, but take it as a grain of salt op. Opinions of idiots aren't valid, especially if they spell like that.
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Comments (66)
marklee97 13
Take it down dumbass
Hash13 13
Cheer up op. In all probability your dad was trying to take your side. He just chose d wrong sentence.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Yeah, I read her dad's comment as being the equivalent of being something like a "..so's your momma!" type response.
Brandi_Faith 34
I completely agree 47. I think he was trying to defend her and tell the friend he was an idiot, but just worded it wrong.
Miss_Scarlet 9
I'll fist your ****.
worldclassrager 41
That's usually why it's better not to have your parents as friends on facebook
JKPwnage 27
At least your jerk stood up for you. He could have worded it better, though
i_needa_username 17
Aw it's ok I'm sure u r beautiful
TylerHarkins 14
Every time I see a post like this with so many "You deserved it"s I just want to punch them all in the face. I mean cmon. Really?!
lina21 12
Somebody's getting a dictionary for Christmas. But really OP, they were probably just being a jerk and I'm sure you're lovely. Pretty sure the person who said that is probably no beauty queen either
Magnic 6
Call me crazy but it seems like your dad made a fun of your friend more than making fun of you.
UndeadFML 22
Dad should have said "daughter is beautiful, your grammar is as atrocious as your face though" that'd be an A+ dad sticker.