Today, I found out my marriage counselor is currently going through her second divorce. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my marriage counselor got divorced. FML
Today, I found out that my wife is seeing a marriage counselor. With her ex. FML
Today, I officially became a divorced marriage counselor. FML
Today, my eldest daughter announced she was getting divorced. She never even told me she was married. FML
Today, I found out that the coworker I refused to leave my wife for is now happily married with someone else, while I'm now divorced. FML
Today, I won my custody battle. I wish I could be happy about it, but it strained my current marriage so badly that now I'm going through my second divorce. FML
Today, my current wife left me for my ex-wife. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, I was told by my mother that the reason she quit her job as a counselor and divorced my dad was because she met someone through work. She works in a prison. FML
Today, I started to fall in love with my wife again. We are in the middle of a divorce. FML
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krsimir 0
Now she can tell you what not to do
MeowingKat2 5
Talk about irony!
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Comments (81)
perdix 31
So, is she hot? Maybe you can nail her. That way, she'll take your side in your disputes with your wife. I'm thinking win-win!
DiscoRanger 0
*refer to my profile picture*
perdix 31
Is that Stephen Covey?
MissHayleyJames 7
And your point would be? Any marriage counselor will tell you that not all marriages can be fixed and there's always a point where you should leave. No marriage counselor will tell you they can fix your marriage, only that they'll try, but some can't be fixed. Get over it.
MissHayleyJames 7
It might be ironic but it doesn't mean the counselor doesn't know what she's doing. If her ex-husbands weren't willing to work on things then of course those marriages failed. Or if one ex-husband beat her or cheated on her or beat their kids then there's no reason for her to stay.
KrayKrayGurl117 7
Ha, after I read that I pictured a lady trying to have a counseling session with herself XD
zandalee 20
Hmm time to get a dog
Birdie_Sage 0
Aww, good for her!
fsamslife92 8
Better to have loved and lost than to have stayed with that asshole for the rest of your life.
Bored_18 3
It does not mean she doesn't know what she is speaking about, but most likely doesn't preach what she teaches. Someone can know everything about their profession and still give useful advice, but it does not mean they follow their one advice. However, that will make people wonder about the advice said person gives.
MonkeySpeaks 4
A good marriage counselor doesn't just save marriages... they should also be able to tell you if you shouldn't stay married and then guide and support you through that process. Also, you don't know what circumstances brought on one, or either, of the divorces. Like someone said, if she is helping YOUR situation, don't worry so much about hers.
shrdlu 28
This shows the counselor has experience with less-than-perfect relationships. Would you want a marriage counselor that had never experienced any problems in her own marriage?
bleedwell 7
Sounds like money wasted to me.
KiddNYC1O 22
Woah, we have a pro here.