Today, I found out my marriage counselor is currently going through her second divorce. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my marriage counselor got divorced. FML
Today, I found out that my wife is seeing a marriage counselor. With her ex. FML
Today, I officially became a divorced marriage counselor. FML
Today, my eldest daughter announced she was getting divorced. She never even told me she was married. FML
Today, I found out that the coworker I refused to leave my wife for is now happily married with someone else, while I'm now divorced. FML
Today, I won my custody battle. I wish I could be happy about it, but it strained my current marriage so badly that now I'm going through my second divorce. FML
Today, my current wife left me for my ex-wife. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, I was told by my mother that the reason she quit her job as a counselor and divorced my dad was because she met someone through work. She works in a prison. FML
Today, I started to fall in love with my wife again. We are in the middle of a divorce. FML
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Top comments
krsimir 0
Now she can tell you what not to do
MeowingKat2 5
Talk about irony!
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Comments (81)
sadistic_chemica 0
Most times people who've lived offer the best advice :)
sadistic_chemica 0
You must think your the only one with problems in their life, good for you!
xgetxbentx 13
Doesn't mean she can't give good advice. Everyone tells me I give the best relationship advice. They have since junior high. Now I'm 20, my longest relationship is 4months and I've currently been single for 3years. Personally, I don't think I'm so hideous that I'm undatable, I'm not the hottest girl around, but not the ugliest either. I always hear "if you get relationships this well and know how they work, how do you not have a boyfriend?! You'd be like perfect!" Sooo, you really can't judge the advice a person gives based on their own history. It's a lot easier to give the advice than it is to follow through with it yourself.
drethereason 0
She needs to quit her day job.
lunax_fml 14
well, the most important thing is to know when to call it quits and realize when things are beyond repairing.
rosssl 2
Oh irony, you little rascal
hurrican_fml 0
At least your still married right?
_overandout_ 10
Ever heard the expression 'those who can't do, teach'? :)
thatfunnyguy77 0
Wow that's the first time I've heard that one
nicole_0804 0
Oh the irony