Today, at my job serving, I went to clear the plates when a guy said, "Hold on a second." Thinking he wasn't quite finished, I went to put the plate back. He then reached into his mouth, pulled out a dark brown object and threw it on the plate. It was a rotten tooth. I almost puked. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at work, I watched a man throw up in his hands, dump the contents on his plate, then eat the things it "didn't touch." I had to wash his plate. FML
Today, an older man sat next to me while he ate his lunch. He dropped what I assumed was his cutlery. Wanting to help out, I picked it up off the floor. It was his teeth. FML
Today, I was at my job as a dental assistant and I was told to take an X-ray of a woman's teeth. As soon as I put the foam piece into her mouth, she projectile-vomited all over me and the floor. I had just started my 5-hour shift. FML
Today, I went on a date with someone I really like. Midway through dinner, I felt something stuck in my teeth and, trying to be discreet, attempted to remove it. In the process, I flicked a piece of food across the table and it landed in his drink. He looked at it, then at me, then sighed. FML
Today, I watched in horror from the other room as my boyfriend picked the biggest, slimiest booger I've ever seen, then lowered it into his mouth, and licked his finger clean. I very nearly threw up. FML
Today, I came back to my dormitory after a long shift at work. After using the toilet, I looked at myself in the mirror, only to find a huge piece of food stuck between my front teeth. I work at one of the fanciest restaurants in town; nobody bothered to tell me anything. FML
Today, I wasn't feeling well at work. While I was in the bathroom losing my lunch, a very large piece of food came up. The resulting splash of toilet water went straight up into my mouth. FML
Today, I got a meat pie for lunch. I bit into it and felt something hard. I spat it out. It was a tooth. I checked my mouth in a panic and discovered, with mixed feelings of relief and horror, that the tooth wasn’t mine. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant for a second date. As we were eating, a piece of food got stuck in my teeth. I tried to discreetly remove it, but ended up spitting it across the table and onto my date's glasses. FML
Today, I went out to lunch on my break. When I got back to work, I noticed I had something in my teeth. After trying to get it out with my tongue, I finally went to my car for some floss. I ended up pulling a 4 inch pube out of my back teeth. It certainly wasn't mine. FML
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gigglingalways 6
Hey. A tip is a tip.
Mjwnenrjs 17
Nasty
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Comments (92)
Snafuusmc 12
Ah WTF? I'm eating here!
trellz17 19
So I guess the bathroom was too far huh? (rolls eyes)
rvontr88 21
That's horrifying.
juliushater 12
thanks i just puked, thanks alot
anorexicbarbie 8
That's...doubtful.
DragonBro 4
That's delicious
WCARlover 35
That was your tip. You didn't appreciate it?!
HannahLouise96 13
*Gag*
badactor009 0
An FML for your own profile. Gave me a laugh. Thanks.
unmistakablyamaz 4
If he didn't brush his teeth, it's very likely it was his tooth. Or, even if he brushed his teeth, some people have weak, gross gums and their teeth will fall out easily. So, it most definitely could have been the guy's tooth....
StormGirl142 24
Oh dear God, that's disgusting.
Zero22120 12
Now you can leave it at the scene of your next crime. Your off the hook! Jokes ok him