Today, my boyfriend told me he hasn't showered since our first date. We've been dating for three weeks. FML
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Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
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Top comments
HanaxD 0
Dear God your boyfriend is nasty. Btw, how couldn't you SMELL it?
beachycat 0
EW, you didn't notice? I hope you didn't do anything sexual with him.
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Comments (108)
539533 0
dump 'em
somethingnew24 0
well you probably had sex on day 2 and to him if you didn't notice any funk he probably said forget it cause you'll still have sex with him when he's dirty.
sjdjxjwn 0
first fifth time in a row GROSS
xstephylambx 0
Oh the irony that OP is French. Heh.
coolplanes 0
haha go him
dan13mey 0
YDI for being gay.
aeslehc_ 0
Tell him you'll blow him if he takes a shower. . . You don't actually have to do it, and I don't advise it unless you know he actually took a shower, but that might work.
marvin_fml 0
You've been dating for 3 weeks and you're already calling him your "Boyfriend" ? No wonder he's saying things that are intended to drive you away.
doof_fisch 2
Ask him to marry you and then invite him to the wedding shower.
R3kli3 10
ewww