Today, my boyfriend told me he hasn't showered since our first date. We've been dating for three weeks. FML
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Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
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HanaxD 0
Dear God your boyfriend is nasty. Btw, how couldn't you SMELL it?
beachycat 0
EW, you didn't notice? I hope you didn't do anything sexual with him.
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Comments (108)
youEQUALtosser 0
It's pretty obvious why he hasn't cleaned himself, he's with a French girl and doesn't want to offend her customs. Either that, or he's French as well and has forgotten how to bathe.
myfriend_youfail 3
The location is set to France because that's the location that comes up when you haven't chosen otherwise. FML is based in France, so Nord-Pas-de-Calais is the default location.
Sirin_fml 47
*cowers beside Pendatic*
youEQUALtosser 0
Yes, I wasn't referring to the location itself ... just the fact that they tend to smell a bit. Sorry for the confusion, it's just my anti-French sentiment.
yvonnepirate 0
Maybe he was just kidding? Or you have a really bad nose, and a bad taste at guys.
hot_mess88 0
That's the most ridiculously awesome stereotype I've ever heard... Thank you, you made my day...
AntiChrist7 0
Don't date morons. YDI
EpicNguyen 0
If you can't smell any stink, and can't see any dirt, what's the problem?
rawrieex3 0
that's just so disturbing.
Twi_lover_EC 6
Ew...........at least u know he doesn't have lice.-Lice don't like greasy hair.
awkwardsilence23 0
ew! I would think you would notice. His hair would be greasy & he would stink! Well.. unless he doesn't have hair. hahah
Squander 3
The top of his bald head would be greasy then... lol
liloneex3 0
that's disgusting! >=|
dv2010 0
WOW. Thats pretty gross. i cant believe you didnt notice until he told you.