Today, my boyfriend told me he hasn't showered since our first date. We've been dating for three weeks. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
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Top comments
HanaxD 0
Dear God your boyfriend is nasty. Btw, how couldn't you SMELL it?
beachycat 0
EW, you didn't notice? I hope you didn't do anything sexual with him.
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Comments (108)
flames288 0
u suck for not being able to smell that XD
roflcobra 4
I'm going to be really optomistic and say he's on a swim team? I knew swimmers that didn't shower for the entire winter semester. They always smelled like chlorine but they're never exactly dirty.
alya_fml 0
whoa.. dirty. xD
georgelopez 0
LOL maybe b/c you're not that good looking and he doesn't care to shower/bathe for you. who knows...who cares. i'm not saying that you're not good looking!!!
AmbrosiaFan 19
This is when you offer to shower with him. Have you asked him why he doesn't shower more often?
saranottelling 7
There was an FML a while ago about a boyfriend who only showered once a week. I bet this is the same couple two weeks later. OP, give up or take a shower with him.
42billybob 5
if you didn't notice until he told you, it's not that bad.
__no_one__ 0
Maybe he was joking to begin with?
regionrat 0
3 weeks=boyfriend? Reeks of desperation.
plasticbag 0
I'm aroused by this