Today, I tried to put the little girl I babysit in timeout for lying to me. I was about to sit her down when she made a mad dash for the basement stairs, slipped on the wood floor, and fell down them. She told her parents and everyone at the ER that I had thrown her down the stairs. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was babysitting, playing hide and seek. I tried to jump behind the armchair, but it tipped, and I hit my head into the wind chimes, ripped the curtain rod from the wall, and smashed my knee into the wall. I lay on the ground in agonizing pain as the little girl shouted, "I know where you are!" FML
Today, I tripped over a kid at work. She was sitting on the floor with her legs sticking out into the walkway. Her mom caused a scene, accusing me of doing it on purpose. FML
Today, I babysat a 10 year old from hell. She kept insulting me, saying I have tiny boobs, that boys must hate me, and that I'm ugly. I eventually got fed up and put her to bed. When her parents came back, she ran out of her room in tears and told them I'd beaten her. They believed it. FML
Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left, I was carrying her downstairs and tripped. Try calling your parents from the hospital and explaining that their daughter, who can't even crawl yet, has a broken leg. FML
Today, while babysitting a 9-year-old boy, I stubbed my toe on a coffee table. I yelled, "SON OF A…" but managed to stop myself before saying the last part. The boy yelled, "You were gonna say bitch! I'm telling mom and dad!" and, despite my desperate attempts to dissuade him, he did just that. Guess who's fired. FML
Today, I was babysitting a really bratty little girl. She came and cuddled up on the couch so I took it as an apology. I feel asleep while she was sitting with me and when I woke up she had peed on me. She locked herself in her room and was laughing about peeing on me for discipling her. FML
Today, I was babysitting 3 toddlers. I wanted to entertain them by making them laugh, but nothing worked. Later on, I started down the stairs, but tripped and tumbled down. I realized I have broken my arm and bruised my knees. I also realized that kids think it's hilarious when you get injured. FML
Today, I slipped and fell down the stairs, landing hard on my knee. Through my screams of agony, my mom accused me of exaggerating the pain, and said I was just being an attention seeker, before finally taking me to hospital. I was told my leg was broken. She refused to apologize. FML
Today, I went upstairs to scold my boys for running in the house because someone could get hurt. As I turned around to come back downstairs I tripped and fell all the way down to the landing at the bottom. I could hear them laughing in their rooms. FML
Today, I was observing a children's class as a part of a training program. The teacher asked me to take one kid to the nurse's office because she wasn't feeling well. As soon as we step outside, I slip and fall down, taking the little girl with me. FML
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Vegeto30294 19
Hopefully the parents know you have even a slightly better behavior than that and realize their child is lying.
UrYousername 15
Seems like the little girl stepped up her lying game.
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Comments (77)
n00b4liciou5 10
Funny, had this happened 20 years ago, she'd get an extra spanking for lying.
JazNim17 18
Where I live, this still happens. But then again Mississippi is always behind the times anyway.
Edumcg 24
wow, sorry OP. Be careful next time, that could've gone worse. And by careful I mean tie that kid to the sofa or something! You don't know what she's capable of.
imchacon22 19
Pretty sure she lies to her parents just like she lies to you so I hope they're not stupid enough to believe her
JMichael 26
Sounds like a spoiled brat to me.
vikky538 29
real FML ...wish someone believes that you are telling truth...
Sathane 21
You're screwed. Prepare for the upcoming law suit and jail time for assaulting a child. Just count yourself lucky the little waste of flesh didn't accuse you of worse. People have spent decades in prison due to bullshit claims by vindictive assholes. Yes, even with zero evidence. Often the victim (you) has no legal recourse to recoup losses either because the backwards "justice" system believes that if they allow you to prosecute the accuser then it will discourage legitimate victims from making reports.
Cadillac4427 8
that's ridiculous, I know there is a chance they wont believe you..but I hope they are smart enough to relize that their child is an asshat
Ravenz_fml 10
Reminds me of the time when I was younger and took my vitamins, went to my babysitter and said "Mommy's candy tastes yummy" and popped one. Evil child.
spoo 24
In the words of Titus, "Judge, can I have 5 minutes alone with her to make her not a liar?"
SA_Americano 5
You better get a big tip for putting up with that...