Today, I tried to put the little girl I babysit in timeout for lying to me. I was about to sit her down when she made a mad dash for the basement stairs, slipped on the wood floor, and fell down them. She told her parents and everyone at the ER that I had thrown her down the stairs. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was babysitting, playing hide and seek. I tried to jump behind the armchair, but it tipped, and I hit my head into the wind chimes, ripped the curtain rod from the wall, and smashed my knee into the wall. I lay on the ground in agonizing pain as the little girl shouted, "I know where you are!" FML
Today, I tripped over a kid at work. She was sitting on the floor with her legs sticking out into the walkway. Her mom caused a scene, accusing me of doing it on purpose. FML
Today, I babysat a 10 year old from hell. She kept insulting me, saying I have tiny boobs, that boys must hate me, and that I'm ugly. I eventually got fed up and put her to bed. When her parents came back, she ran out of her room in tears and told them I'd beaten her. They believed it. FML
Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left, I was carrying her downstairs and tripped. Try calling your parents from the hospital and explaining that their daughter, who can't even crawl yet, has a broken leg. FML
Today, while babysitting a 9-year-old boy, I stubbed my toe on a coffee table. I yelled, "SON OF A…" but managed to stop myself before saying the last part. The boy yelled, "You were gonna say bitch! I'm telling mom and dad!" and, despite my desperate attempts to dissuade him, he did just that. Guess who's fired. FML
Today, I was babysitting a really bratty little girl. She came and cuddled up on the couch so I took it as an apology. I feel asleep while she was sitting with me and when I woke up she had peed on me. She locked herself in her room and was laughing about peeing on me for discipling her. FML
Today, I was babysitting 3 toddlers. I wanted to entertain them by making them laugh, but nothing worked. Later on, I started down the stairs, but tripped and tumbled down. I realized I have broken my arm and bruised my knees. I also realized that kids think it's hilarious when you get injured. FML
Today, I slipped and fell down the stairs, landing hard on my knee. Through my screams of agony, my mom accused me of exaggerating the pain, and said I was just being an attention seeker, before finally taking me to hospital. I was told my leg was broken. She refused to apologize. FML
Today, I went upstairs to scold my boys for running in the house because someone could get hurt. As I turned around to come back downstairs I tripped and fell all the way down to the landing at the bottom. I could hear them laughing in their rooms. FML
Today, I was observing a children's class as a part of a training program. The teacher asked me to take one kid to the nurse's office because she wasn't feeling well. As soon as we step outside, I slip and fall down, taking the little girl with me. FML
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Vegeto30294 19
Hopefully the parents know you have even a slightly better behavior than that and realize their child is lying.
UrYousername 15
Seems like the little girl stepped up her lying game.
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Comments (77)
noobienick 19
She's already telling them that, so you might as well actually do it :)
EvilLittleMan 23
Tell the little bitch to show proof of the abrasions on her arms where you grabbed her and tossed said little brat down the stairs.
justtheotherguy 12
Kids don't lie, you are a liar, baby sleeper ;)
little_star78 13
I have to say that seeing that this made it on the site made my day better! Just an update for everyone, I have been relieved of my babysitting duties which probably won't shock anyone. The parents are good people who have known me my whole life and are aware that their little girl was going through a lying phase but when your kid is hurt it make sense that you'd be looking for someone to blame. I've had to make a statement but so far no charges have been pressed, fingers crossed that there won't be any. Time will tell I guess.
FlashOfHope 10
Glad to hear all is working out so far. Hope it stays that way. I know all about babysitting satan's offspring. I live with 3 of the lil monsters and babysit them all after school. Kids like that are a chore. Hope you can pick up another job soon. Good Luck!
L4miimii 7
rotfl yeah fyl next time take a crucifix when you go babysit little Damon jkjk
xxxkassixxx 8
I think this kid has a major lying problem how evil
caitlinbblack 14
Update us.! What happened next?
CarouselHeart 11
Sorry OP, but I laughed. The kid commits.
aligater10 7
and this is how monsters are born
ThErAlSlImShAdY 2
Are you babysitting for Satan?
Blink_me26 21
What a little shit