Today, artwork that I had been working on for months was destroyed, leaving me almost in tears. The culprit? A lonely pigeon who'd got into the room and shat all over it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a bird flew into the workshop where I work, gave itself a tour of the place, then promptly pooped on my lunch and left. FML
Today, I finished a painting I'd spent 3 weeks working on for an exhibition. When I came back from lunch, my cat was perched above it on my desk. He looked at me, then down at the painting, then jumped down onto it. He slipped and smeared the wet paint everywhere, ruining the whole thing. FML
Today, I was finishing up my art project that was due the next day. I was really tired and fell asleep on my table. Three hours later, I woke up to find my project torn to bits. I went out and saw my cat vomiting out feathers and other materials I used for my project. FML
Today, just when I thought my day couldn't get any worse, a bird shat on my lunch. FML
Today, I killed a pigeon. It choked to death on a piece of bread I threw its way. FML
Today, I was looking through an old box of personal artwork when I realised the entire box was damp. This was all my own art from the past 3 years, smudged and smelling of cat urine. I was supposed to showcase some of it in a competition winning gallery this month. FML
Today, I realized that since I started working full time, the only friend I have left is my cat. Lonely and bored out of my mind, I told him about my day. He decided to end the conversation by shitting on the floor. FML
Today, I found out that my art project, the one I've been working on for the last two weeks and the first piece I felt really comfortable about turning in, was stolen out of the art cupboard. FML
Today, I moved into my new apartment complex. I left some items including a cherished painting my best friend made for me outside the front door while I moved furniture into my bedroom. When I went back outside, someone had kicked a huge hole in the painting. Welcome to the neighborhood. FML
Today, I was unloading tile boxes out of my pickup truck into this lady's garage. As I grabbed the last 50-pound box, a passing bird shat on my forehead. Green ooze ran down my whole face. FML
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leary96 15
Now they are all abstract and speak of societies crappy expectations.
martin8337 36
So sorry to hear that.
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Comments (112)
PhysicsOnCrack 6
So I'm not the only one...
Vitotaylor36 13
Why did this get thumbed down so much?
Cortezthe1st 23
Probably because it doesn't make much sense.
Demig0d6 14
That's pretty shitty
4chinz 1
#51 *That's pretty niggery. FTFY
charcharthunder 18
#47 how dose it not make sense?! are you a special kind of stupid or something??
QueenofWheels 13
From what I got from their comment that shouldn't have been voted down so much. Is they too had a bird poop on their work. I don't get how that was hard to understand.
J3R3MYY 14
#66, you're the special kind of stupid. *cough* does* *cough*
the_real_dvd 21
I understood this to mean that he's not the only one who poops on people's artwork..
ErinPinelli 24
Must have been some shitty artwork.
JoshTheTacoMan 19
You are a ******* asshole that deserves to go to hell.
SuperCasual 13
Go to hell for making a bad pun? Alright.
ForFudgeSake 6
That's crappy..
loooloool 13
Dayum chill the **** out #8
ErinPinelli 24
Do you know what a joke is? @8
madie_8 10
What did #8 say? He it was moderated
martin8337 36
So sorry to hear that.
kaylamarriee 10
FYL. Sorry :(
leary96 15
There's a button for that.
Nordrag 26
I don't see a "sorry :(" button anywhere.
jerryj 27
#20 seems to have found a "parrot" button that posts overly-repeated drivel.
ilikeirony 10
did his parrot also shit on op's work?
charcharthunder 18
That must of sucked OP!! :(
JJ_86 22
Yeah, that must've sucked. But on the plus side OP can try his luck at Pigeon Drop now.
groovycrazyjoe 18
now you have a piece of Shit
martin8337 36
Don't you mean a masterpiece of shit?
leary96 15
Now they are all abstract and speak of societies crappy expectations.
Adam5858 17
Well atleast you could start a new trend of artwork with whats left
Clay_Pidgeon 11
Yes. Op could create a new revolutionary art movement. It will be called bowelnism, artists everywhere will now be searching for exotic species to relieve themselves on their artwork leavings others baffled in the aroma of deuces and questioning what the underlying artwork would be like.
Adam5858 17
There you have it
B1GK3N 8
#32, your name sounds awfully like the culprit's species and you seem to be very knowledgeable on the matter. Are you sure you weren't involved? :P
Clay_Pidgeon 11
#43. It wasn't my fault that the window was open...
awkward_gothlady 32
#32 - I heard a radio show about an artist who uses vomit in their artwork, so your idea really isn't that far-fetched...
sanjana_378 7
I think I jus knw how dat feels.....having pets sucks at tymz
dingostacy 14
I don't think OP has a pet pigeon...
charcharthunder 18
Aw.. :( it dose too
loooloool 13
Please translate that to English
Nordrag 26
I'm not even a grammar nazi and that comment is killing me.
enriquegonzolas 15
That sucks, OP. Maybe you could've used it to your advantage?
Rainhawk94 27
Expressionism!