Today, artwork that I had been working on for months was destroyed, leaving me almost in tears. The culprit? A lonely pigeon who'd got into the room and shat all over it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a bird flew into the workshop where I work, gave itself a tour of the place, then promptly pooped on my lunch and left. FML
Today, I finished a painting I'd spent 3 weeks working on for an exhibition. When I came back from lunch, my cat was perched above it on my desk. He looked at me, then down at the painting, then jumped down onto it. He slipped and smeared the wet paint everywhere, ruining the whole thing. FML
Today, I was finishing up my art project that was due the next day. I was really tired and fell asleep on my table. Three hours later, I woke up to find my project torn to bits. I went out and saw my cat vomiting out feathers and other materials I used for my project. FML
Today, just when I thought my day couldn't get any worse, a bird shat on my lunch. FML
Today, I killed a pigeon. It choked to death on a piece of bread I threw its way. FML
Today, I was looking through an old box of personal artwork when I realised the entire box was damp. This was all my own art from the past 3 years, smudged and smelling of cat urine. I was supposed to showcase some of it in a competition winning gallery this month. FML
Today, I realized that since I started working full time, the only friend I have left is my cat. Lonely and bored out of my mind, I told him about my day. He decided to end the conversation by shitting on the floor. FML
Today, I found out that my art project, the one I've been working on for the last two weeks and the first piece I felt really comfortable about turning in, was stolen out of the art cupboard. FML
Today, I moved into my new apartment complex. I left some items including a cherished painting my best friend made for me outside the front door while I moved furniture into my bedroom. When I went back outside, someone had kicked a huge hole in the painting. Welcome to the neighborhood. FML
Today, I was unloading tile boxes out of my pickup truck into this lady's garage. As I grabbed the last 50-pound box, a passing bird shat on my forehead. Green ooze ran down my whole face. FML
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Top comments
leary96 15
Now they are all abstract and speak of societies crappy expectations.
martin8337 36
So sorry to hear that.
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Comments (112)
MomentoMori 23
I'm sorry about your artwork! Birds can be evil creatures at times. I hope you get the time to make brand new things :)
Dodge4x4Ram 46
BB gun
Flowtastic 16
Because shooting a BB gun in the house is a bright idea...
titandesu 14
you'll shoot your eye out
CurvyisCool 22
I hope it wasn't for something important, but them again, an average painting can mean a lot to someone. Pigeons are stupid, op. Sorry you had to go through something as dumb as that
CurvyisCool 22
*then before grammar nazis come to get me
Rallred32 20
**then, before grammar nazis come to get me.
CurvyisCool 22
Damn, I was so close.
Rallred32 20
You can run, but you can't hide.
illegalbeagle69 23
Just say it's a new abstract view of the new york streets..
shredder8838 10
His first thought: WELL SHIT
Baucis 10
Consider it an addition to your painting. I've seen paintings that looked like a whole group of pidgeons shit on it and it sold for lots of money.
Ihavegas 22
still art to some people
olpally 33
Kill the pigeon.
BoltTheSuperdog 22
That sounds like a shitty sit- *SLAP* NO! GO SIT IN THE CORNER!!! *goes to doghouse with tail between legs*
weveallbeenthere 30
ask a professional to clean it if its that important.