Today, my boyfriend punched a hole in a door. This is on top of the broken handle, cracked sink top, dented fridge, and other holes in the wall he has also made. We are 4 months into our year lease. I don't think we are getting our $720 deposit back. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I confronted my boyfriend about him and his female friend’s friendship making me uncomfortable. He responded by throwing the mother of all fits and punching a hole in the wall. He said I have to pay for the repair, because I "made him do it." FML
Today, my boyfriend and roommate got into a fist fight over a magic trick. They ended up putting a huge hole in the wall that's going to be expensive to fix. We're renting my boss's house. FML
Today, I started packing up the flat I have been renting. As I took a picture off the wall I also ripped half the wallpaper. That's my deposit gone. FML
Today, my boyfriend is mad at his landlady because she hasn’t followed through yet on the new front door she promised a month ago. He, on the other hand, has neither cleaned the toilet, nor washed any dishes since he moved in. Which was… a month ago. FML
Today, I tried to make a dramatic exit after arguing with my flatmate. I slammed the door, but the handle broke, and I had to ask him for help to fix it. FML
Today, my dad decided to get his friend to help move our old sofa to save money. Its leg got stuck in the doorway, scratched the entire hallway wall, punched a big hole in it, and the other leg made a big dent in our front door. We live in an apartment complex and now have to to pay for everything to be fixed. FML
Today, my boyfriend moved out and took all his things with him. He also took some things that didn't belong to him, namely my rent money. My landlord comes tomorrow. FML
Today, my friend got a text showing his girlfriend cheating on him. Sounds like his FML, but he was at my house. He then worked his way through a bottle of my whisky and went into a drunken rage. He threw my furniture through windows, punched holes in the wall, and smashed stuff until I had to call the cops. FML
Today, I walked out to my car to see a broken window, a bunch of stuff missing, egg shells, and a note that read, "Stop banging my boyfriend." I haven't had anyone in my love life for over a year. FML
Today, I'm still not living in the house I fought so hard to buy three months ago. As I was fixing a hole in the wall, I found black mold covering the back side of my drywall. On every wall. I can't afford to fix it. FML
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Top comments
kinga08 0
I think you have more serious things to worry about than getting back a $720 deposit. You have an extremely violent boyfriend that can't control his anger. I'd be more concerned about that.
sourgirl101 29
Tick tock tick tock- Soon it will be you he comes after. Learn the signs. He obviously can't control his anger.
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Comments (208)
missautumndawnn_fml 0
its okay my boyfriend tends to punch everything too
chained_fml 0
my husband used to do that too, then he decided to start on me. he spent the last 2 days in jail because of it. please don't end up like me, married and desperately trying to get out before you end up dead
Digitalluv 0
time to get a new non-douchebag boyfriend.
Rain13J 0
I feel ya, mine pulls that crap too.
LJack 2
I don't think you should be with a kat that acts like that... He's just stupid how long until he starts hitting you???
Cookielover101 0
was he really that mad? wow
Bella_is_my_name 4
****. someone needs to calm down...so does your bf bt-dubs
September_fox 2
Wow...um...If he is causing all that damage to the house I would suggest NOT living with him. My dad was like that, and trust me...you DON'T want to be with someone like that. He WILL end up hitting you next.
lilly98ish 4
Okay I would be less worried bout the walls and more about me. When there's nothing left to break and he has that anger who is he gunna break? YOU!
Mongoose19 0
Forget your deposit! GET THE HELL OUT OF THERE!