Envy
Today, while watching my guinea pigs have sex, I got jealous. Yeah. It's been that long. FML
Today, while watching my guinea pigs have sex, I got jealous. Yeah. It's been that long. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that the squeaking I've heard for the past three months, that I thought was my guinea pig, is actually my girlfriend cheating on me with my older brother. FML
Today, though I'm normally unperturbed by my single-ness, I walked by some squirrels engaged in mating rituals and felt a pang of jealousy. FML
Today, I woke up to a squeaking noise and the feeling of something furry on my cheek. I smiled, thinking it was my guinea pigs nosing me awake. Then I remembered that my guinea pigs were in their cage on the other side of the room, and opened my eyes to see the biggest rat ever staring right at me. FML
Today, my girlfriend's guinea pig managed to go down her shirt. I have been dating her for 3 weeks and I haven't even kissed her yet. FML
Today, I was watching an animal behavior movie. All of a sudden, it brings up two snails going at it. I got hard watching it. FML
Today, marks the third week since my sister's guinea pig learned to masturbate. He humps his wheel and makes squeaking noises for five minutes, then rolls over on his side and pants heavily. He does it at least twice a night while I'm trying to sleep. FML
Today, I was playing video games at 2am. My guinea pig started squealing at me, and wouldn't stop until I turned out the lights and got into bed. I'm 20 years old, and I've let a rodent dictate my bedtime. FML
Today, my mum asked me how the guinea pig was doing. We don't have a guinea pig. Turns out she had volunteered me to look after the next door neighbor's guinea pig when they were away and 'forgot' to tell me. They have been gone two weeks. FML
Today, I realized that the only one willing to hang out with me this summer is my guinea pig. FML
Today, my girlfriend started making pig noises during sex. FML
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Top comments
duztx 0
So why would you watch them?
Lounia_fml 8
Animal **** isn't the solution.. get out there OP :P
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Comments (85)
lilbittybaby123 0
"today while me and my guinea pig lover were having sex, my owner watched...we need to move FML
CireSisselpud 0
you gosh darn idioso fricken what the heck man you are pooey.
iluvmyduckie 0
Ya...theres this thing called **** and ************....it's less disturbing and def more pleasureful! LOL
thelawmak3r 0
**** is awesome i like priva and tia tanaka
evan40111 0
I-n-t-e-r-n-e-t p-o-r-n
sparare27 0
2 questions. what the f*** are you doing watching guinea pigs have sex?, and, why the f*** would you tell half the world you watch that shit?
italyrules08 0
dude really come in watching your pets have sex is just WRONG! if you are really desperate, there's a new thing out called prostitutes!!! :P
mikebrian5 0
40 year old virgin much!
nado13579 12
Maybe if you didn't watch animal **** you could get laid. :]
missmcg 4
what a sad life you live ;...;