Today, my mom told my girlfriend an embarrassing story about me, along the lines of whenever my parents would take me school clothes shopping, I'd cry because I hated all the choices they gave me. The most recent incident of this? Last year. I'm 18. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom told an entire room full of people about the time I almost died from severe diarrhea as a toddler. When I told her that it was embarrassing, she simply told me to “grow up”. FML
Today, I went out with my parents and a family friend. After saying goodbye to the friend and as soon as the elevator doors shut, my parents started trash-talking the friend's looks, stature, choice of clothes, etc. Now I understand a lot about my education growing up. FML
Today, it's my 18th birthday. I was telling my friends a story when my mom started talking. I simply said 'Mom...' so she'd realize she interrupted me. She gave me the finger and called me rude in front of all my friends. FML
Today, my mom showed my girlfriend a picture of me crying when I pooped in the bathtub. FML
Today, my mom was going to take me shopping to buy a gift for my dad’s birthday, but unfortunately, I missed a spot while cleaning the kitchen. Now my mom is “embarrassed to be seen with me in public” and will buy my dad nothing, and tell him it’s because I don’t love him. FML
Today, at a mall, my mom accused me of lying about being gay, just because I said I don't like shopping. FML
Today, I finally had the guts to tell my mom about her boyfriend hitting on me. Not only did she not care, but she got mad at me. I'm 15. FML
Today, I got into a huge fight with a girl at school. My mom and dad decided to punish me by letting my three older brothers pick out my wardrobe for the next week. FML
Today, after my mom picked me up from the mall, she asked me what was in my bag from Gap. I wouldn't tell her, and she ended up grounding me. It was her Mother's Day present. FML
Today, my mother had a full-on hissy fit because of the clothes I was wearing. Not because she thought they were inappropriate, but because I was "stealing her look." FML
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Top comments
crackz12 10
Well than grow the **** up
Skittlepickle 13
Be thankful your parents buy you clothes. I spent my childhood naked.
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Comments (139)
SkardeyKat 3
Wow, you need to grow up. Now you're probably gonna cry because your girlfriend dumped you because she realized what a baby she was dating. Do your parents still cut your meat for you, too?
Skittlepickle 13
Mom: *Holds up meat* Here comes the train!
Torva_fml 16
You seriously cried? Grow up your 18.... Go shopping yourself.
perdix 31
I wonder if your girlfriend wil stick around long enough to hear the hilarious bed-wetting story ... from last week.
DocBastard 40
I'm trying to convince myself that the story OP's mother told his girlfriend is fictional. It's the only thing keeping me from revoking his Man Card.
FYLDeep 26
I thought you were a doctor. Can't you spot an obvious case of male vaginitis when you see one?
flockz 20
is this disease cantagious?
vipirius 18
No need to worry Doc, I don't think OP had a man card to begin with.
zanguard 0
I'm surprised you didn't prescribe him a large dose of man the **** up.
captainfalcon7 0
you're a guy... we don't care about our clothes choices.
Llama_Face89 34
Grab jeans and a t shirt and if they're not too rank throw em on. Begin your day.
Torva_fml 16
Well 44, that's gross.... I prefer to look, and smell somewhat respectable when Im in the presence of others, and I imagine most people agree with me.
every1luvsboners 11
You cried because of all the choices? I wonder what you would do at a buffet. Probably have a damn panic attack.
Heebles 2
Hmph, your own dang fault. Be grateful of what you have and this wouldn't had happend.
effarve 2
then maybe you should quit being a little bitch.
peepeeparee 0
Pretty sure like 7 people already beat you to it. Fucktard. :)
SilentTreatment 7
Sounds like you got a case of being a lil b*tch. My diagnose.... A can of man.
mismonroe 0
Clothes are overrated. Naked= WIN!
KiddNYC1O 22
Seriously.
GypsyRover 0
I would love to!