Today, while on a six hour flight, someone offered to pay me $20 to swap seats with them. It seemed like a great deal, so I immediately accepted and moved to my new seat. I didn't realize my new neighbor was an old man with a raging boner. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was on my way home on an airplane. The guy I had to sit next to was reading a book with naked girls in it. About 15 minutes into the flight, he had an erection and started to giggle. It was a 2 hour flight. FML
Today, there were no more seats on the bus I was taking home, which meant I had to stand. I noticed that a creepy guy sitting in front of me had a boner, so I took a few steps back. Suddenly the bus went through something like a speed bump, which caused me to fall and sit on the man's lap. FML
Today, I booked the cheapest seat on a six-hour flight to save money. The person next to me spent the entire trip asleep on my shoulder, and I felt too awkward to wake them up. By the time we landed, my neck hurt so much that I had to explain to guards and baggage claim staff why I couldn't turn my head. FML
Today, I was at the airport walking around, killing time. There was a man about twenty years older than me who kept on eyeballing me, and it really wasn't flattering. I get on the plane and guess who I get to sit next to. FML
Today, I had to catch a coach to London at 4 in the morning. I was late so I had to take any free seat, so sat down next to a seemingly sweet old man. Within ten minutes, the sweet old man was trying to kiss me and trying to pull me on top of him. Nobody said anything. The journey was 4 hours long. FML
Today, I was on a plane in the aisle seat; the guy in the middle was encroaching on my space, and the window seat was not taken. The stewardess noticed my discomfort and suggested the guy move so we both had space. He had bought both seats and "liked sitting in the middle." FML
Today, I paid $140 extra to get more comfort during a flight. The man behind me was so tall that his legs didn't let me recline the seat, and complained every time I tried to during the night. FML
Today, I offered an elderly man my seat on the train. He thanked me by winking and offering me a seat on his lap. FML
Today, I was on a plane and a cute girl was getting ready to sit down beside me, but upon making eye contact, she asked to switch seats. FML
Today, I was sitting on a plane waiting for everyone to get on. A cute guy around my age had the option of sitting next to me or an old guy. He gave me a horrified look and immediately sat next to the old man. I got to sit next to his mother. She evil eyed me the whole time. FML
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Top comments
Doortje 30
YDI for not being a little suspicious at all that someone would PAY you $20 to swap seats with them.
PSQ91 6
It's not like he's going to hump you. That's actually pretty fun.
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Comments (81)
docscientist 10
I hope you did, because it's about as obvious as seeing walls on a barn.
Lucky10 0
You should've pointed at it laughed and said "Damn that's tiny!"
Pastperfect 0
be happy he had a boner instead of extreme gas or a really fat person who is "spilling" into your seat oh hohoho
niglet11 0
Next time look at the seat you are moving to...
djmigues 7
Viva Viagra!
schadenfreude26 0
Hmm... I mean, its just a boner... he wasn't wiggling it around and sing showtunes or something, was he?
alicec123 0
FYL. just don't look at him, and if he touched you- SCREAM.
_IHeartMusic_ 4
Lmao that's soo disturbing xD
Sammara 0
That was my first thought! If an offer seems too good to be true, it probably is.
GDIalex 11
lesson learned =)
KateKiddo 6
Somehow it reminded me of "A Happy Song" by Liam Lynch. there's a line " ...I'm happy as hardcore, happy as a coupon for a $20 *****" at least u got the money ;D plus, it's a good sign - even an old dude can get it up, if looked at u =)