Today, my girlfriend said she wanted to get a little crazy and try some role-play. "Act like you don't want it," she said. Without thinking, I replied, "Well, that should be easy." FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my girlfriend convinced me to do some bedroom roleplay, and we decided on acting out a job interview scenario. I suggestively told her that if she wanted to get the job, she'd have to use her mouth on something else first. She called me a pig and ended the roleplay right there. FML
Today, my girlfriend wanted to role-play non-consensual sex. I was already uncomfortable with the idea, and when she started begging, "No, no" as I stripped her, I dropped the role-play and walked out. Now she's pissed at me. I'm sorry, but this is fucking creepy. FML
Today, my wife and I decided to try out role playing. She ended up having an anxiety attack when I said she wasn't turning in her homework. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try role play. She suggested I be a robber, so I went outside and tried to break in my window, wearing nothing but my underwear and a ski mask on. She decided it would be funny to call the cops, because it would, "add to the mood." They came. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting pretty hot and heavy, then he said, "Let's pretend you're someone else." FML
Today, my husband's version of roleplaying was pretending that he actually wanted to have sex with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she wants to have sex with my ass. I'm not sure she's taking "no" for an answer, seeing as how she's keeping a dildo on her nightstand and is clearly waiting for me to fall asleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were looking up sexy clothes for me to wear while role-playing. I saw something I liked and asked him if we should get it. When he saw the model wearing it in the picture, he asked "Does it come with the girl?" FML
Today, my girlfriend offered to roleplay as a sexy nun, then dumped me, claiming my saying yes meant I was attacking her catholic faith and that I’m a sick, depraved criminal. She was the one who offered. I’m not remotely interested in roleplay, I only agreed cause I thought it was her kink. FML
Today, my girlfriend wanted to roleplay as a schoolgirl. I was excited, until we started and she asked me to lick her "vajayjay". I cringed so hard, my skull practically caved in. I broke down laughing while trying to explain my cringing. Now she's pissed and I'm blue-balled. FML
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flockz 20
it's a trap!
tehman117 21
I NEEEEED IT!!!!!
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Comments (68)
ArtinHopar 16
Just tell her you were role-playing.
LissaMccracken 23
I have to start reading the comments before I comment myself!!! I said that too!! D: I apologize
Pstraka6 20
Dude...you're screwing yourself over (definitely figuratively for a while)
annie_nk 23
You should get that filter between your brain and your mouth checked ;)
kozzard 17
I think the problem is that there is no filter to check
AHappyGoth 14
Zing!
Kostella 5
Well at you where honest :p
subwaysurfers 13
I hope you have autocorrect on.
LissaMccracken 23
Excuse me, have you been drinking tonight?
XanderJayNix 17
Looks like you accidentally a whole word...
GweedSincE84_fml 15
Haha sensitive much? By the way, if you don't have to act like you don't want it. Why wouldn't you just end it?
badluckross 21
I hope she didn't freak out at you. If she didn't then afterwards you should've said something like "god that sucked" then if she freaks out you could just be like "oh, once the clothes are on the role playing is done? Oops!"
Thomas6792 7
good job thumbs up bro
cottoncandymango 17
You just dug your own grave.
QQMorePlox 18
I expected this to be the other way around, with the guy telling the girl to act like she doesn't want it.