Today, after being dumped just 48 hours prior, I awoke from a night of passionate lovemaking with my ex. Last night, he came to my house, romanced me, and presented a possible future. This morning, when I got up to use the restroom, my laptop, money, and ex-boyfriend were gone. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my now-ex dumped me at a house party, which I then couldn't leave, as all my things were at his house, where I was meant to be staying. FML
Today, I got back from a romantic vacation at a fancy hotel with my boyfriend of 6 months. After a steamy love session, I confessed that I was in love with him. Later, when I got out of the shower, all his stuff was gone and I was stuck with the entire week's hotel cost and no ride home. FML
Today, at four in the morning, I was asleep with my boyfriend beside me. I started yelling at him in my sleep and broke up with him. When I woke up, he was gone. FML
Today, I got dumped during sex. FML
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home from college for the first time in weeks just to visit me. I was so excited that I spent two hours getting ready. Turns out he was only coming back to dump me. Now I'm single and out of foundation. FML
Today, I came back to my boyfriend's house where I've been staying to find all my things thrown outside, ruined, including my entire CD collection, textbooks and clothes cut up. All because I had left my phone there and had got a text from a guy saying, "Hi, how have you been?" FML
Today, I found out that my ex slept with someone during a work trip and came back to break up with me. He spent the whole breakup making me think that the problem in the relationship was me. FML
Today, I was brutally dumped over webcam, by my boyfriend, who was taking a dump with the laptop on his lap. FML
Today, I was awakened in the middle of the night by a frantic banging on my front door. It was a guy whom I'd only been dating a few weeks, with a suitcase. He stated that his wife kicked him out for having an affair, and thought now would be a good time to move in together. FML
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perdix 31
Annie, are you OK? Are you OK, Annie? You've been hit by a Smooth Criminal.
DGross 8
Go to his house tonight... romance him till he falls asleep then grab your stuff back, kick him where it hurt and tell him to go Fu*k himself... problem solved
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Comments (167)
Radi0Waves 0
call the police... asap
Hunter109 0
that's so fukd up
1love420 0
YOu deserve that shit!
fisheatsbear 6
you sleep with your ex cause they know you best. DUH
undrtheblnkt 0
YDI, next time stick with ur right hand....as far as I know it hasn't cheated on me yet:)
bobbyb57 0
lol that's funny
alissanicole 0
maybe a burglar broke into your house took your stuff and kidnapped your ex..
Jessi_Rose96 0
Can you say desperate? jeez, OP, you just let him in like that? ydia
karinerz 0
she let him in because she still liked him. This isn't exactly her fault
quietlytearful 0
well, yeah @100, but he still dumped her. she shouldve had at least a little bit of dignity and not acted as desperate as she obviously was...
b1acksharpi3mark 0
Will you be my booty call? / Booty call! / Will you be my booty call? / Now drop those panties to the floor!
strawberry6826 0
i agree with 10 n 26 and make sure you never do tht again. fyl.
bigpapi210 0
dumbass OP you shoulda known better. just a booty call & lies. BURNED. go check yourself too & make sure you didn't get a STD.