Today, after being dumped just 48 hours prior, I awoke from a night of passionate lovemaking with my ex. Last night, he came to my house, romanced me, and presented a possible future. This morning, when I got up to use the restroom, my laptop, money, and ex-boyfriend were gone. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my now-ex dumped me at a house party, which I then couldn't leave, as all my things were at his house, where I was meant to be staying. FML
Today, I got back from a romantic vacation at a fancy hotel with my boyfriend of 6 months. After a steamy love session, I confessed that I was in love with him. Later, when I got out of the shower, all his stuff was gone and I was stuck with the entire week's hotel cost and no ride home. FML
Today, at four in the morning, I was asleep with my boyfriend beside me. I started yelling at him in my sleep and broke up with him. When I woke up, he was gone. FML
Today, I got dumped during sex. FML
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home from college for the first time in weeks just to visit me. I was so excited that I spent two hours getting ready. Turns out he was only coming back to dump me. Now I'm single and out of foundation. FML
Today, I came back to my boyfriend's house where I've been staying to find all my things thrown outside, ruined, including my entire CD collection, textbooks and clothes cut up. All because I had left my phone there and had got a text from a guy saying, "Hi, how have you been?" FML
Today, I found out that my ex slept with someone during a work trip and came back to break up with me. He spent the whole breakup making me think that the problem in the relationship was me. FML
Today, I was brutally dumped over webcam, by my boyfriend, who was taking a dump with the laptop on his lap. FML
Today, I was awakened in the middle of the night by a frantic banging on my front door. It was a guy whom I'd only been dating a few weeks, with a suitcase. He stated that his wife kicked him out for having an affair, and thought now would be a good time to move in together. FML
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perdix 31
Annie, are you OK? Are you OK, Annie? You've been hit by a Smooth Criminal.
DGross 8
Go to his house tonight... romance him till he falls asleep then grab your stuff back, kick him where it hurt and tell him to go Fu*k himself... problem solved
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Comments (167)
devious_prizm 0
no one deserves that. sorry girl.
sorcerersinger 0
well, you shouldn't have led him on. ydi.
yaboiiwill 3
that sucks soo much I'd start punching random people lmfao
Domonator 16
OP, I imagine that you enjoy the excitement and attention that your actions bring to you. Consider your stuff to be a generous gift to your man and let him have his way with you whenever he wants. Your life will be chock full of drama. Alternatively, you could realize that it was a major mistake to sleep with someone who dumped you, report your losses (your dumb mistake does not excuse his crime), move on with your life, and never, ever do that again.
marsty 0
I know the feeling... minus the getting robbed.... dumped me jut before I flew away for holidays.... then when I came back went on about how he'd missed me and was glad I was back... he was full of shit... most men are.... have a break from them and call the cops asap.
Olympian94 0
Does anyone hear the word "wussy"...ever? Snicks, you're outdated. It's 2010.
bobbyb57 0
it does seem like OP deserves because if it didn't work to start with you don't let them back in for sure
patsonhn 0
why the f
Starlight17 0
hahaha wussy??? well I guess it's better than actually swearing... you look way too young in your pic to be swearing anyways...
Gucci_Girl 2
YDi for letting his ass in.
Domonator 16
Hey Gucci_Girl, she didn't let his ass in, she let his DICK in.
quietlytearful 0
lol :D